Hidan: All three of us are fuckin' weird with who we're bendin' it for.
Hidan: I'm an old man fucker, Deidara's a puppet-fucker, and Itachi? You, sir, are a monster-fucker.
Itachi: Kisame's dicks aren't THAT big, though.
Deidara: That's not what monster-fucker mea—
Hidan: DICKS?! Dicks, as in plural??
Itachi: Well, yes. Some sharks have two of them. Haven't I mentioned this before?
Deidara: .....
Hidan: .....
Deidara: ... no wonder you look so happy every morning, hm.
Hidan: And why you sit so damn weird in chairs.
Itachi: ^v^
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Kisaita Conversations!
FanfictionJust a short comedy fluff abt Kisaita! Featuring Hidan and Deidara.
