Chapter 5:

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Here's Chapter 5 folks, and I gotta be honest, a lot of this book...I'm making it up as I go along, sure I have some direction and plot, but a lot of the gags and dialogue I am making up on the spot cause comedy's a lot more funny when it's natural instead of planned.

Also the reason I rewrote the Reader's bio is because of his powers, trust me...hopefully it'll make sense.
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"So GF, who won?" You asked.

The short girl immediately began thinking after that, looking back and forth between you and TBF while MM could still be heard screaming in the background as Defalt was still assaulting her with the cross.

"Well..." GF said rubbing her chin. "It's hard to say, you were both really amazing."

You and TBF exchanged nervous glances as GF looked to be deep in thought.

"GET THE FUCK OFF ME!" MM yelled attempting to push Defalt off of her.

"ONLY IF YOU STOP TRYING TO ARA ARA MY SON, IT IS NOT OKAY!" Defalt yelled back. "YOU'RE GONNA SPREAD STDS TO HIM!"

"He's not wrong." Cassette Girl stated taking another puff.

Ignoring the background GF had finally come to a decision.

"Okay, the winner is...Tomboyfriend." GF declared.

"Beep!" TBF cheered jumping in joy at being able to date this hot Demon girl.

Meanwhile, your heart sank directly into the pit of your stomach upon hearing that result.

"Oh..." You said looking down in sadness, having lost the chance to be with the girl you loved.

"WHAT!?" Everyone watching yelled including Defalt and MM who stopped their antics for a brief moment.

"Oh that's bullshit!" Defalt yelled getting off the Demon woman.

"For once I agree with the Rat, daughter please reconsider your choice." Darla pleaded getting up from the bench.

"Yeah, can't you at least give a few points to (Y/N), he's been wanting to get with you for the longest and you're gonna give the win to this midget you never met!?" Cassette Girl asked placing her hands on her hips.

CG honestly was not about to see you sad after all you've been through to try and get with her.

Defalt as well, though he did have his issues with GF and her family, he understood how much this meant to you and he was not about to let your work go to waste.

"Guys...stop, it's fine." You sighed surprising everyone.

You walked over to TBF and held your hand out for her to shake.

"Congrats TBF, treat her good alright." You said trying to sound happy, but anyone with ears could hear you were holding back sadness.

It broke TBF's heart to hear you like that, you were normally so upbeat and happy, so hearing you actually sad was very jarring.

She reached out and shook your hand.

TBF felt incredibly guilty right now.

It's true what CG said, you and GF seemed to have a lot of history together and while TBF had liked GF for a while now, this was really the first time they interacted.

Now she apparently won the right to date the girl you've been after for a long time.

TBF loved you as well, so this was just too much for her.

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