THE CANTANKEROUS RHINOCEROS
I have experienced lots of frustration
Over Wattpad's lack of notifications.
I have had ample cause myself to worry
That the Support Staff is not in a hurry
To attend to all its writers' constant needs
But instead makes us depend on the Newsfeeds
To discover what is currently posted
Or to find what we, poets, self promoted.
However, since my husband has been so ill
And I have listened to the complaints of Bill
And other loyal friends of mine on this site
Who have truly been so patient and polite
But have recently contemplated leaving
As a result of the latest upheaving,
I have simply decided to just hang in
And tolerate the Wattpad mess with a grin.
Though I really cannot take it much longer
And, when I feel my husband is much stronger,
The guilty culprits had just better watch out
As they discover I am prowling about.
Since this situation is preposterous
Or call it aggravating, or obnoxious;
I'm not just a perturbed hippopotamus,
More like a CANTANKEROUS RHINOCEROS!
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THE CANTANKEROUS RHINOCEROS
PoetryA satirical poem about Wattpad's lack of notifications