Why is this something I worked on? Idk.
I am gonna kms
You were a lone traveler, seeking a place to stay at due to the fact it was raining outside. You could feel a strong breeze against your face as you saw a building in the distance. It resembled something like a hotel. Except it seemed abandoned.
"Well, I'll take whatever I can get." You say, as you start hiking towards the old hotel.
As you get inside, you notice mutiple elevators, each either labeled with "1" "2" "3" or "4". You believed that the numbers resembled how many people could get on, so you took one of the elevators with the label "1".
When the timer on the lift reached 30 seconds, you noticed a little... shop? You couldn't tell, but it looked like it accepted... doorknobs??? This was even more confusing. But you thought nothing of it and got out when the elevator reached its destination.
The first door was easy to get past, you saw the key behind the desk and took it to unlock the door. The next few doors kept giving you a sense of paranoia, like something, or someone, was watching you. It only was confirmed once you got to door 11, and the lights flickered. You started to hear screaming, which terrified you, causing you to duck into a nearby closet.
As you peaked through the crack, you saw something rush by. It looked like a terrifying face in a shadow. You didn't wanna come out of the closet. You were scared, terrified even. You didn't wanna leave. You couldn't leave, even if you wanted to.
After a bit, your vision started to get fuzzy and red. Your mind, or atleast, you THOUGHT it was your mind, started screaming at you to "GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT", so you felt forced to get out. After all that, you continued on.
This hotel was probably the worst place to choose to stay at. Soon enough, you started seeing eyes on all the walls. More and more, they seemed to never EVER take their vision off you. The sense of paranoia you were feeling went from 10 to 100, especially when they just disappeared at a long hallway. Weird, but you weren't complaining. Atleast that's what you thought you were gonna say until you heard something behind you. As you turned around, you saw an inky figure emerge from a puddle of... oil? Ink? You weren't sure, but you sure were fucking terrified when it started running towards you at alarming rates.
Your mind and your body kept yelling at you to run, but you couldn't. Not because of fear this time however, you were more curious. A humanoid body with a single eye and a mysterious substance, to say you were curious was an understatement. So instead of turning and running like you should've done, you instead tried talking to it.
"Hello? Can you understand me?" You asked, probably looking stupid while doing it.
The monster didn't respond, it only stopped in its tracks. Now both of you had a stupid dumbfounded look on your faces.
"Uhm, am I sensing thats a yes?" You asked, like it would ACTUALLY respond-
"...yes" wait wtf-
So... it has something of a mouth. Thats... good. Probably. I mean what other uses does a mouth have than making noise, eating, drinking, and sucking cock. Anyways, since your a curious bitch, you walk up to it and touch its... form? Idk man, your hand just goes straight through it like it's a liquid. Now you're even more curious.
"What are you anyways?" The monster makes the "idk" gesture. So it doesn't even know what itself is... welp that's great.
A few questions with it turned into a whole damn interview, and you learn a few things about it. But at this point it didn't matter, not that much anyways, because your sadistic psychotic ass started having feelings for it- why tf am I making this? I'm a failure in life. This was supposed to be a shitpost, why tf did I make it decent? I need a life. Oh right. Child labor laws. Wellllllll I can break laws, fuck the police! I'm getting a job!
