"Fives what in all the galaxy is that supposed to be?" Echo asked, leaning over to see what catastrophe he'd managed to draw.
"Wha- can't you tell?? It's a banana!"
"That's a banana? It looks more like a... I dunno, weirdly colored and very flexible maalraas."
"A maalraas? How.. look, these are the banana's legs, those are its arms. And thats not a head, that's the stem!"
"I thought that was it's hair."
"Maalraas don't have hair, Echo! Wait, they don't, right?"
"So you're saying it's a maalraas?"
"Shut up, Echo! Jesse, look, it's a banana, isn't it?" Fives held up his paper in front of Jesse.
Jesse squinted at it. "No, no, Echo's on to something. That's it's back, right? And the tail is there?" He said, pointing.
Fives pulled it away with a scowl, flattening it back down on the table in front of him. "I wasn't done, anyway."
"I was hoping not. Why does it have arms and legs?"
"Because it's...! I dunno. I just felt like it needed arms and legs. Now it has a face, see?"
Echo winced. "That's.. that's a face?"
"Ohhh, I get it." Jesse said. Then he pointed to the brown smudge at the top that Fives had claimed was a stem. "That is hair. Give it a lightsaber and it can be Bananakin!"
Echo spluttered as Fives lunged forward for a blue color and drew a semi-strait line from one of the yellow lines that they assumed was supposed to be a hand. Then he held it up like a four year old (could be natborn or clone years, take your pick. I've seen some very creative drawings by 8 year olds that made ZERO sense) for them to see and exclaimed, "BANANAKIN!"
"It's beautiful, Fives, it's going on the fridge."
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Domino Twin Mayhem
HumorCome on, we all knew it was a terrible idea to make the Domino twins ARC-troopers. Or was it? Perhaps Rex just wanted everyone else to understand his pain.