"A jogan fruit, Jesse."
"But that's so hard."
Echo rolled his eyes. "Boo-hoo. It can't get much worse than Fives's banana."
Fives smacked Echo's shoulder. "Hey, don't dis Bananakin! Bananakin's a work of art!"
"Bananakin is a work of art." Jesse nodded.
"Okay, okay, draw a jogan fruit."
"Fine, fine." Jesse said.
Jesse started drawing and Fives looked at Echo. "Who else can we get?"
"I dunno." Echo shrugged. "Hardcase, maybe?"
"Maybe?"
"Yeah, okay, Hardcase almost certainly would."
"Okay, okay. Who else?"
"Er.. Kix..?"
"Yeah, right."
"Jesse, I don't think that's a jogan fruit."
Jesse glared at Echo out of the corner of his eye. "What's it look like, then?"
"Actually.. that's a pretty good Jotaz." Fives said. "Make it more ugly."
"What? My drawing's ugly?"
"No, I said 'make it ugly."'
"No, you said, 'make it more ugly.' As in it's already ugly."
"Okay, di'kutes." Echo said, whisking Jesse's paper out from in front of him and writing 'Jogan the Jotaz' on it. "Another fine addition to the collection, if I do say so myself."
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Domino Twin Mayhem
HumorCome on, we all knew it was a terrible idea to make the Domino twins ARC-troopers. Or was it? Perhaps Rex just wanted everyone else to understand his pain.