Two Goofs In Love (Ranboo X Reader)

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⚠️️ Slight gore ⚠️
Y/ n pov:

"Y/n IM STREAMING!" Wilbur yelled.

"Huh." "Wait shit!" I said then ran out the door. "What did you want Y/n?" Wilbur asked. "Oh and you weren't in frame because of the way my face cam is." Wilbur said straight after.

Instantly I went to wil's room grabbed one of his pillows off his bed and walked back to his streaming room.

I opened the door quietly and through the pillow straight at him causing him to fall out of the the chair and unplug his earbuds. I heard a lot of laughter.

"What the fuck?!?" I heard Wilbur yell. I looked at him and said " you have been attacked by one of your gay pillows." I said that with a complete straight face.

I then head more laughter from his pc.

"Wilbur who through the pillow at you?" I heard a voice say. The voice said before Wilbur could respond to me.

"One second." I said as I put a finger in the air and left the room.

I went to my room and grabbed my mask and sun glasses off the desk in my room. I then went back to Wilbur's streaming room and put my mask and glasses on. Wilbur was in his chair.

"It is I. The gay bitch." I said as I walked into frame. Wilbur looked at me with a 'what the fuck' face. "Well you have to say your name dumbass." Wilbur said as he pinched the bridge of his nose.

"I don't need to say my name. And don't say I have to. Look at your damn chat. Stupid." I said as I pull a chair out of nowhere and put it beside Wilbur, then I sit in it.

"Where did you get the chair?" Wilbur asked. I looked him dead in the eye and said "I pulled it out of my ass."

Wilbur just sighed and looked at chat. "How the fuck dose chat already know you name." Wilbur said and looked directly at me.

"Well dear brother, it is because I have a life." I said and looked at him. "Wow really I didn't know you have many friends on the internet." Wilbur said as a comeback. "No dumbass. I fucking stream like you." I shot back.

"I- have no words." Wilbur said. "But anyways, let's just introduce you to every one in this call so you can leave." Wilbur said right after.

"I'm phil"

"I'm niki"

"I'm Ranboo"

"I'm jack"

"I'm dream"

"I'm tubbo"

"And I'm fundy"

"And who are you?" I heard ranboo say.

"I am-" I got cut off by Tommy bursting in the room. "Wilbur." Tommy said dragging out the r in his name. "What do you want child." Wilbur said back.

"Can I make food for myself?" Tommy said dragging out the 'self' in 'myself'. "Wilbur there is no way you can trust that child cooking, he will  probably burn the damn house down." I said and Tommy glared at me.

"I am BIG man Tommy, I can definitely be trusted." Tommy said offended on what you said. "ask Y/n she's a better cook that I am." Wilbur said.

"Y/n?" Tommy said. "What do you want child" I replied back. "Can you make me foooooooood?" Tommy said. "Yeah sure I'll make some spaghetti." I said as I stood up. "How you gonna make that?" Tommy asked. "You really want to start this again?" "Yes."

"Well from your left over body from breakfast I will use that blondish hair you have for the spaghetti and deep fry it." I said with a smile.

"WHAT THE FUCK?" Tommy said. " You knew what you were getting into so shut it." I said as I stood up and walked out of the room with Tommy following.

~time skip~

I handed Tommy his plate then put my mask and glasses back on and walked to Wilbur's room. He was playing among us and was currently on a meeting.

"Oh Wilbur." I say dragging it the r in his name. "What do you need Y/n, I'm kinda busy." Wilbur said. "Damn I guess you don't get food made from Tommy's hair." I said as I turned around. "Fine, can I have the food?" Wilbur said.

"Okay Mr. Soot. Here you go." I said as I walked into frame and handing it to Wilbur. I set mine on his desk and pulled the chair I previously sat in out of frame.

I pulled off my mask and glasses and began to eat my spaghetti.

I noticed Wilbur was continuing his game. I look at his screen and see that his name and ranboo's name is red. I look at Wilbur and wiggle my eyebrows. Wilbur noticed and said "don't. You. Dare."

I smile. "Hey guys, Wilbur it imposter." I say dragging out the r in his name. "NO YOU ASSHOLE!" Wilbur yelled making me flinch but not too much.

"WAIT WILBUR IS IMPOSTER?!?" I heard Phil say on the other line. "Yes." I replied.

Then Wilbur got voted out.

~Time Skip~

Wilbur ended stream.

"Okay so. I was invited to a meet up and so was Tommy." Wilbur said. "continue on what you were going to say." I said after. "Me and Tommy were invited to a meet up with the dream smp and you have a voice to go. But before you say 'are you sure I'm aloud' I asked dream he said yes you are aloud to come." Wilbur said.

"Yeah I'll come." I said.

(A/n: so the word count means all words not just the actual story words. It includes the story and the A/n words so yeah. Make sure you eat, drink water, and sleep well. And I might post another chapter today/tonight so yeah. But other wise have a good day or night byeeeeeeeeee)

Word count: 984