"Woahhh, that looks just like me!" Alex exclaimed, gazing down at a cupcake of himself with an expression filled with wow but he was not truly impressed. It was awful, completely and utterly awful. But he couldn't say that.
"D'y reckon?" Gwynplaine asked, waving the cupcake alex turner around in front of his face.
"Yea! It's so good!" Alex continued, putting up two enthusiastic thumbs.
"Aww, ta mate!"
"I do not understand why you are showing me this." Roldan said firmly, glancing down at what seemed to be a poorly made clown of some sort painted on a cupcake.
"It's you!"
"No, it isn't." He said blankly.
"It is like, I made it!" Sienna argued, "Don't you like it?"
"It is not only wholly inaccurate but it is offensive and disrespectful in every sense of the terms." Roldan looked entirely repulsed.
"I think it looks just like you!" She argued, "It took me ages I think it looks so good!"
"It doesn't."
"I do not understand what I am looking at." Jareth stated, glancing away from the two girls in front of him and towards the messy cupcake in Gwyn's hand. It appeared to be an ugly woman with yellow hair and horrible eye makeup.
"It's our cupcake of you!" Gwyn said happily.
"No." "No, that looks nothing like me. Get it away from me." And he looked a little furious.
"Jarjar!!" Gwyn argued, "But I- Sienna spent ages making it!"
"She did this?" Jareth asked with evident disgust, glaring at Sienna. "I will punish you for this."
"Norr, don't." Sienna said sarcastically.
"Norr, actually don't!" Gwyn interfered sincerely, "She tried her hardest don't wallop her!!"
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the bad decisions of a twisting heart and mind
Fanfictionseveral anecdotes regarding the life of jareth the goblin king, his loyal servant roldan, alex turner, and two random girls who make the story better
