CARPEDIEM : Jujutsu Kaisen x Bungo Stray Dogs

ＣＨＡＰＴＥＲ ０１

❛❛ 𝘠𝘦𝘴, 𝘐 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘬 𝘐'𝘮 𝘤𝘶𝘳𝘴𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘰𝘰. 𝘐𝘧 𝘐'𝘮 𝘯𝘰𝘵, 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘐 𝘸𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘣𝘦 𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘵𝘢𝘭𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘰 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘳𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵 𝘯𝘰𝘸. ❞

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"Sasaki-senpai!" I shouted in panic after I harshly opened the door and enter inside of our small school clinic. "Are you okay! I heard from Iguchi-senpai that your classmates take you in here after you colla—"

My mouth immediately shuts on its own after my attention quickly shifted at the figure sitting on a chair not far from the bed where Sasaki is sleeping soundly.

A figure of a quite tall and slim woman with disheveled wavy, short, dark brown hair, narrow dark brown eyes that is seemingly always staring directly at my soul, and was wearing bandages that is covering her entire neck and both arms. 

"Oh, and what do we have here~?" She then quickly hide the thing she was holding inside the white laboratory coat she is wearing before I could fully recognize what is it. "You know its rude to not knock before entering right~? Yuji-kun~!"

"A-Ah! Ri-Right!" I swiftly bow down and take a quick deep breathe. "Sorry for entering like that, Dazai-sensei! I promise I will never do it ag—"

"Nah~! That's fine~! You know I'm just messing with you, right~?"

I simply nodded my head in reply before I closed the door and come near them. 

"Is, uh, Sasaki-senpai..."

"Yup~! She's fine now~! She just fainted because of too much exhaustion during their PE class." Dazai-sensei then starts to play with the chair where she is sitting by swirling herself around. "I think the young missy right here is not fun of running~! Well, I will not advice it either, especially when you are already lack of sleep~!"

"Lack of sleep?"

"Yeah~! As you can see..."

Still sitting on her chair with three small wheels underneath, Dazai-sensei then smoothly slide herself a few meters away from Sasaki and I.

"Those dark eyebags is already an enough proof for you to asked if there is something troubling with your sweet darling friend, and she cannot sleep soundly like that at night~!" 

"Is that so?" I then look at Sasaki to see how really tired her eyes. "Do you really think something is troubling her?"

"Meh~! As if I know~!" Dazai-sensei smoothly slide away from us. "Besides, I'm not a god or something to be able to read someone's mind."

"But you said that you take a psychology class before, right?"

"Yup! But they only pay me hourly as a nurse." She then throws something at me which I successfully catch in reflex. "Sadly, the acting guidance counselor fee is not included."

When I look at my hands to see what I catch, my brows immediately furrow in confusion when I realized that is a roll of white bandages.

"Uh, Dazai-sensei, what is this?"