The date is March 26th and its Zayn's first day at McDonalds.
Neil, told Zayn to work the take out window.
Zayn had to talk into the microphone to ask people what they wanted. the day was pretty slow. 5 minutes before closing time, someone came up to the take out window and asked for a medium order of French fries, the voice was very familiar.
The man pulled up to the window.
"OMFG LEWIS!!1!"
They began talking to each other and catching up. Turns out Lewis and Elebear broke up.
"Hey if you want, my shift is almost over, uh if you want- We could smoke a blunt or something..."
Zayn spoke winking like a idiot. Lewis smiled and laughed to himself.
"Yeah, sure. I'd like tha-"
"ZOUIS PASS ME THAT BLUNT!"
the assistant manager, Naughty boy screamed.
"Bloody hell, man." Lewis said startled.
Zayn rolled his eyes, naughty boy is annoying af and Zayn has had enough. Naughty boy has always bothered Zayn. He would always get grease everywhere. I'm not talking about the frying grease. Yep. Face grease. Zayn spotted a stick near Lewis' car.
"Hey, mate. Can you pass me that stick that's next to you?"
Lewis nodded and handed Zayn the stick. Zayn smiled and thanked him. He turned around and glared at Naughty boy. Zen had a plan. He smiled and looked innocent.
"You look exceptionally greasy today, Mr. Naughty Boy sir. "
Naughty boy thanked him and blushed.
"Haha yeah, thanks, mate."
Lewis snapped at Naughty Boy, "lol bitch no, u ain't his m8, I am."
"Yeah. what Lewis said." Zayn held up the stick and said some words.
"Naughty boy-is , potato-is!"
Colorful beams shot through the greasy figure. Lewis had to cover his eyes since it was so bright. Lewis opened his eyes to see Naughty boy screaming. Naughty Boy turned into a potato and fell to the ground with a loud thud.
The potato spoke, "df you doin' Zack? you wuz meh homie and now you is betrayling me?"
Zayn ignored the potato, picked it up, and threw it into the fryer. Zayn did an evil laugh as he watched the potato drown in grease.
Lewis was still there, watching all of this go down. He questioned life. Once the fries were done, he put them in a bag and handed it to Louis.
"Than-"
Lewis was cut off. Neil appeared out of no where and screamed
"POTATO"
Lewis and Zen just laughed. Lewis smiled and decided it was time to tell the truth.
Lewis yelled out, "YO GUYS IM GAY aF!"
Zayn looked at his friend, "We know. "
"Harry isn't exactly quiet."
Neil said.
Lewis shut up immediately.
So, Zayn and Lewis ended up smoking a blunt together while eating french fries in the cute parking lot of a local McDonald's. I don't know if you'd call it cannibalism since Naughty boy was turned into a potato
and thus, this story has ended. Just remember, friendship is power & Larry is real.
fin.
