Strangers (On Hold)

I will not cook

Story starts from when Abhimanyu is scolding Neil for eating his ice cream...

Abhimanyu: Tu hamesha saara icecream akele kaha jata hai....

Neil (with smiling): bhai icecream bahot tasty thi...(rubs his head on Abhi's arm).

Abhimanyu (irritately): Ab maska mat maar........Jab maine tumahare me se kuch bhi leta hu to tu "Mummy Mummy" (mimicking)....karke mera sar khaa jata hai...

Neil: Ha to aapko mere jaise chote bachhe ka samaan lete sarm nhi aati.

Abhimanyu: Aati hai na aur aaj kuch jada aa rhi hai isliye main khana nhi banaunga...

Neil(excitedly):Wow bro mtlb aaj hum bahar party karenge.

Abhimanyu: No bro

Neil: Oo mtlb online order karna hai.....main abhi kar deta hu bill aap pay kar dena..

Abhimanyu: Ruk!! Wo nhi karna......aaj bhi hum Ghar ka hi khaana khayenge.

Neil: Aaj to aap khana nhi bnayenge to hum Ghar ka khana kaise khaayenge.

Abhimanyu: Meri pyaari Pinky aaj khana tu bnayega.

Neil: Nhi!!

Abhimanyu: Ha!!

Neil: Mujhe bahot important kaam hai.

Then he got his mobile out of his pocket and started using mobile and Abhimanyu snatches his mobile from him.

Neil: Bhai mobile de do plz main rank match me hu mera rank gir jaayega.

Abhimanyu: Acha hoga din bhar game game karta rahta hai...

Neil: Main bahot mehnat se Diamond level pe aya hu.....Apko meri mehnat ka koi kadar nhi hai.

Abhimanyu: Hai isliye to tujhe virtual world se real world me aane ko kah raha hu.....aaj tujhe phone nhi Milne wala.

Neil goes to get the phone from Abhimanyu and accidentally puts his foot on his. Abhimanyu screams in pain...

Abhimanyu: ahhhhh...... Neil tu dekh ke nhi chal skta.

Neil: Sorry bhai galti se lag gya.......aapko dard to nhi ho Raha?

Abhimanyu: Nhi nhi mujhe mza aa raha hai apne pair me chot lagwane me.

Neil: To phir thik hai.

Abhimanyu(dramatically): Thik nhi hai  bhai thik nhi hai mera pair bahot dukh raha  hai aaj mujhse khana nhi bnne wala aaj tujhe hi bnana hoga.

Neil: Bro mujhse nhi banega hum khana order kar lete hai please.

Abhimanyu: Thik hai main order kar deta hu. gaming PC 6-7 month baad le lunga....... khana jada jaruri hai PC  vc to aate rahenge.

Neil: Bro main kya kah raha tha main khana bna deta hu..... ye bahar ke khaane unhygienic hote hai humme ye sab nhi khaane chahiye.

Abhimanyu: Arre aisa kuch nhi hota hai aur abhi 2 min phle tujhe hi chahiye the ye.

Neil: But ab mera plan change ho gya hai......main jaa raha hu bnane aap baitho.

After sometime Neil's screaming voice comes from the kitchen, "bhai".........Abhimanyu panics on hearing the sound and goes to the kitchen.

Abhimanyu: Neil tu thik to hai

Neil shows his amputated finger to Abhimanyu.

Abhimanyu: Yeh kaise kat gya.
Neil: chaaku se.

Abhimanyu: Mera matlab hai ki Tera dhyaan kaha tha..... humesha bolta hu ye sab karte time dhyaan rakha kar..... college me aa gya hai pta nhi kab bada hoga.

Neil : kabhi nhi (again he rubs his head on Abhi's arm).

Abhimanyu: Ha ha main smjh gya duniya me sabse chota baccha tu hi hai......ab ye sab mat kar aur apna haath laa maine dwa laga deta hu.

Neil gave his hand to Abhimanyu,  Abhimanyu smelled something pungent & said.

Abhimanyu: Yeh to red chilli sauce hai.

Neil (confusedly): Par maine to Tomato sauce daala tha....(He licked his finger while saying this & start screaming)........Paaniiii!

Abhimanyu quickly takes out a bowl of milk from the fridge and pours it into the glass.

Neil: Mujhe tikha lag raha hai aur aap doodh pine baith gye ho...

Abhimanyu: yeh mere liye nhi.....lo pi lo tikha lgna kam ho jayega.

Neil: Nhi!!

Abhimanyu: chupchap pilo nhi to tumko puri bottel khatm karna par jayega

Then Neil drinks milk.

Abhimanyu (seriously): Aajkal bahot drama karne lge ho tum.

Neil: Sorry bro, mujhe khana bnana boring lgta hai.

Abhimanyu: Waise drama to main bhi kar raha tha. Mera pair thik hai..

Neil: hawww ye to cheating hai.

Abhimanyu: Tujhse hi sikha hai.

Neil: waise sach me apka pair thik hai na.

Abhimanyu: haaa

Neil : main apke pair pe maar ke dekhu?

Abhimanyu: Pagal hai kya.?

Neil: Aapko kya lgta hai?

Abhimanyu: Tu sach me pagal hai humesha irritate karte rahta hai......tujhe main udaipur chod ke aaunga......waha bahot saare log milenge tm unn log ko preshaan Krna.

Neil: Main chla jaunga to aap bore ho jaoge aur aapne to TV bhi nhi Li hai time pass krne ke liye.
Abhimanyu: Ha ye bhi hai......chal khana nhi bnana hai kya?
Neil: bhai (again rub hi head on Abhi's arm)

Abhimanyu: thik hai ab itna mska nhi Marne ki jarurat hai. Tujhe Jo khana hai wo order kar le...

Neil: Aur mera gaming PC?

Abhimanyu: Wo bhi aa jayega next month me.

Then Neil hugs Abhimanyu & said

Neil: Thank you Bhai....

Abhimanyu: ab thank you hi bolta rhega ya kuch order bhi krega..... mujhe bhookh lag rhi hai....

Neil: Ha abhi karta hu wait

Chapter end