My familiar ring tone plays as I hear my phone ring. I lean over to my bedside table and pick up my phone looking at the caller ID.
"WallMan" Why is Wally calling me at 12 at night?
"Hello?" I ask into the phone waiting for a response "Hey Y/N hate to wake you up but uhh I'm outside your apartment with a drunk dick." Wally says.
"Why- never mind meet me outside our apartment" I say mentally face palming. Getting out of bed I walk over to the door hearing a knock, opening I'm greeted by Wally holding my boyfriend in his arms.
"HayY pretty lAdy" He says slurring his words.
I look at Wally "how did it get to this?" Wally shrugs his shoulders and helps me bring Dick to our bedroom. We lay him down with him protesting.
"noOoo it's not bed time guys I wanted to get some cola from the gateway!" Dick says to me and Wally.
"What the fuck? Gateway?" I say in pure confusion
"I'm not sure I gotta get back to Artemis before she looses it, text me how it goes!" Wally says before speeding out of the apartment.
"WOoAh heS fAsT, JusT LiKe FlAsh" Dick says
"Mhm just like Flash babe" I say before going to get some water. I hear Dick call from the other room,
"Ya knowW YoU haVe a nIce ASs BUT My BuTt is betteR."
I laugh to myself before walking back into the bedroom.
"Here take a drink, might make you feel better" I say smiling.
"Only if you SleEp with me" he says winking
"Yea, no. I love you but let's just wait till your sober" I giggle before lying next to him.
After he's done his water he looks over to me intensely.
"My GiRlFriend wouldn't like you sleeping next to me" he says crossing his arms.
"Oh really?" I ask trying to keep a straight face
"Yea- oh princess when dID you get here?" He asks looking astonished.
I laugh and pat his chest "just then"
He smiles before hugging onto my side
Goodnight prINceSs
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Dick Grayson x Reader|DC
HumorOneshots about Dick Grayson, Pretty simple. Requests are open.
