Rwanda panicked. She did not have any idea what to do. Her thoughts were clouded with fear and confusion. Suddenly Rwanda's fear turned to hatred.
"Well hi there little gal," The farmer spoke happily "your suppose to be in the stable house!" She chimed
Rwanda was disgusted by the lack of respect given to her. She hated her guts instantly and wanted to see her fall.
Rwanda suddenly turned purple (cuz that is what every cow does) and let out a raging "MOOO" and charged the girl.
When Rwanda made contact with the girl, she exploded into 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000
Pieces. Rwanda watched in glory as the girl's organs flew through the air. One by one, the organs burst into fireworks in the air.
Rwanda started to sing "We Are the Champions" by Queen. Rwanda was interrupted by the thought of her plan.
She quickly took a bite out of the food in the bin next to the chicken coop. But when Rwanda started to transform into what she thought was going to be a chicken, she suddenly realized that she was not a chicken, but she was certainly a pig.
ᗩ/ᑎ- ᗯᕼY ᗪO YOᑌ ᑭEOᑭᒪE ᗷOTᕼEᖇ TO ᖇEᗩᗪ TᕼIᔕ ᑕᖇᗩᑭ? ᒍK I GET ᖇEᗩᒪᒪY ᗷOᖇEᗪ ᗩᑎᗪ ᖇEᗩᗪ GᖇᗩᐯITY ᖴᗩᒪᒪᔕ ᗷOOKᔕ ᔕO Yᗩ. TᕼᗩᑎKᔕ ᖴOᖇ GETTIᑎG ᗰE TO 16 ᖇEᗩᗪᔕ Iᑎ TᗯO ᗪᗩYᔕ!!! I ᖴEEᒪ ᗩᑕᑕOᗰᑭᒪIᔕᕼEᗪ!!!
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Rwanda the milkless cow
AdventureRwanda the cow cannot produce milk. One day when her boyfriend, Gerald, needs milk to survive his terrible case of the plague. Rwanda will go on a huge adventure to save her love.
