Piggy Problems

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Rwanda let out a hopeless "oink" as she scrambled around the farm, looking for the chicken food. Her tiny pig legs were nowhere near as long as her cow legs and as a result, she was very slow.
Then, a particular sight made Rwanda scared to death. The adult farmer was walking around, looking for her. He was tall and skinny and he had a shotgun that was loaded.
"COME HERE YOU STUPID UGLY COW! YOU MADE MY THIRD FAVORITE KID EXPLODE!" The man screeched. Rwanda then realized that she was now a pig so she did not have to worry.
She waddled past the farmer and walked over to the tractor. She squirmed into the driver's seat and jump started the engine. It was at that moment that Rwanda realised. "I am a pig; pigs cannot drive. Damn!" Rwanda rammed into a barn and flattened 3 cows, 7 chickens, 5 pigs, and 6 sheep. She ran into a fence and sped down the road. She drove for 3 hours straight running into every tree and rock. After a while, the vehicle started to slow down and eventually stopped completely. She was confused at first, but then she realised that she was in the middle of nowhere in a tractor. A tractor that had no gas.

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