Kung Fu Panda ( Male reader insert) disconnect-

The Shinobi

\there will be some language in this chapter/

As Y/n opened his eyes everything around him was fuzzy and heards his brother

Po: Ugh... * looks up, and see the Furious Five staring at him and his brother * what's goin' on...?

Y/n: Po... did we die...?

Po: No, I don't think so... Where, uh...

As Po turn around to see a quivering finger pointing at his face

Po: What are you pointing...?

He shakes his head, and his vision clears. He and his brother finds themselves lying right in front of a old turtle who hold a staff, Master Oogway the one pointing at him. With realizing that he's begin to apologize

Po: Oh! Okay, sorry! Me and my brother wanted to see who the Dragon Warrior was.

As Y/n vision becomes clear and see Master Oogway and the Five, he mumbles cursed in Japanese

Oogway: How interesting. *turn to look at Y/n* very interesting.

As Oogway still points at Po, intrigued by this unexpected occurrence. Standing right behind Po was Master Tigress who steps forward

Tigress: Master, are you pointing at... me?

Oogway: Him.

Po: Who?

Po attempts to move out the way, but Oogway's finger follows him. Y/n eyes widen

Oogway: You.

Po: Me?

Oogway lifts up Po's arm with his staff for all to see

Oogway: The universe has brought us the Dragon Warrior!

As Oogway said that what he say next leaves everyone speechless

Oogway: And his Guardian as well!

Po: What?

Y/n: What?!

Furious Five (except Tigress): What?!

Mr.Ping *entering though the doors* WHAT!?

The announcer strikes the gong. And a angry Shifu snatches away the mallet, but is too late as the crowd cheers wildy and confetti rains down. Po and Y/n stares around them, speechless. A group of Palace geese rapidy descend the palace stairs with a palanquin

Shifu: Stop! Wait! Who told you to-

The geese move straight pass him, down the remaining steps, and stop right in front of Po and Y/n. As they tries to get Po in the palanquin, Y/n mysterious wasn't there anymore and giving Oogway a chuckles. The geese struggle to lift the palanquin and make their way back towards the stairs. While the Five are bowed behind them, as for Y/n he blending in the shadows not wanting to be seen

Y/n [thoughts]: Okay I was not expecting that. But I was expecting not to expect something so it doesn't count.

As Y/n heard a crunch looked at his brother who broke through the palanquin and is now stuck in the newly made hole. And y/n smiling while shakes his head

Y/n [thoughts]: thanks Po, you always know how to make me smile.

As the crowds continues to cheers and confetti rains down from the sky.