So, a few things happened shortly after our little, I'm gonna say encounter.
I went to 12 different convenience stores in 6 different parts of London to find 10 different sour patch kids-based foods. of which I found 8. cause why feel your feelings when you can eat them?
1. Sour patch kid ice cream.
I'm gonna need to freeze my brain to get over this shit.
2. Sour patch kid cereal.
If I'm going to have to wallow in dread for the next 12 days whilst I anticipate seeing my boss after he saw me so drunk that I was singing single ladies at the top of my lungs and throwing some ass on my best friend I will do it with cereal.
3. Sour patch kid popcorn.
I hate popcorn but I hate a lot of things. Stranger Things Season 4 Vol 2, Avengers Endgame, Stranger Things Season 4 Vol 2, Avengers Endgame. And guess what I'm gonna do, spend 50 hrs and 15 mins watching all the MCU movies, spend another 21 hrs and 14 minutes watching all episodes of Stranger Things, watch the notebook, but most importantly read Romeo and Juliet cause I'm in the mood to cry my fucking eyes out.
4. Sour Patch Kids gum.
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