Mr. Kaine

chapter-1

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Markus

It's 4 in the morning and my fucked up mind decided to wake me up two hours before my alarm starts to scream.

As sleep was far away from my eyes I sprinted off my bed and freshen myself up as I took my way to my gym. That's it!
I fuçking built my own gym to save time on traveling that little distance. Call me an idiot but I am more smart.

After the gym I took a warm shower and went to my kitchen.
Yes I cook my own damn food. I can't eat food made from other hands they are unhygienic.

I wash my veggies several times before bringing into a boil. My fucken doc said i am to go on boil diet for three months. And like an idiot I chew those veggies like a goat. Damn I am starting to feel like a damn goat!

"Wow I see you are accustomed to those grass already"

And then he came
Steve fucking Finley!
He is the only one motherfucker to keep me on my toes when I lose control over myself. This fucker is literally my nanny whome on certain times,, want to shoot and put a hole into his forehead but again it would be my loss. He is practically a multitusker for me.

Meet my nanny cum bestfriend cum lawyer cum my business executive maneger. Though most of the time he is with me i even doubt if he is truly a lawyer

"And you just have to open your rotten mouth"

"Nah man my mouth is far from rotten I had a good healthy breakfast of waffles and eggs. Though your mouth might have grown sprouts already"

"Fuck you"
I hate him so much

After our little bickering we went to the head office in my all black attire where I was welcome by several good mornings.

" Man i am seriously starting to see green and black in you. I fear you might turn into a fucking eggplant!"

And he just have to open his rotten mouth

" do you want to see me like a fucking rainbow?"

Steve rolled his eyes and sat down on the chair infront of me

"I am saying you need some colours in your life. It feels like you have storms and black clouds covering you. You seem unapproachable"

I gave him a blank look thinking if he is an idiot

"am I suppose to behave like some damn gigolo?"

"Sure I can be patient"

"Want me to sit on you?"

" I think i should open my legs"

" Oh you naughty boy"

We both look at each other and burst out laughing.

He can be the biggest idiot but man i love him. We were mates from childhood. What they say like friends before birth. Apparently both of our fathers decided to fuck our mothers in the same day and decided to leave their seeds inside their womb and us being the world's biggest fuçkers decided to fertilize the eggs claiming the womb on the same fucking day! . Weird right. I thought so. I doubt if those old fuçkers had some kind of weird fetish.

I spent almost the entire day in  my office. Steve left for his firm in the late evening when his assistant lawyer call him. Or I might have thought this is his fucking home!

I look at the time. It's almost half past 11. Half hour till mid night. I might as well go now or else my mother would shoot me in my knees to keep me from work for a month.
I am not lying she literally shot me in my shoulder when she found me in my office at 3 am in the morning like two years ago. She is a scary women I fear her.

I looked at the empty building as I left for home. The guard wave me goodbye. Sometimes I think i feel the same way as this emply eerie building. Empty.

I drove towards my penthouse. I am currently living in. I bought a house in West Orlando but I am currently rebuilding it. So it would take a lot of time. I don't even know why I bought the fucking land I don't even have a freaking family not that i plan to have one.

There's a lot going inside my mind and just in time I saw flashlight right into my eyes and my freaking million worth car crashed into a fucking pole.

"Whoever the fuck it is i am suing them!"

And l lost my consciousness

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Hello everyone once again. I just can hope you all are liking it. I will be my honour of you do.

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