DouKaza

FUCK YOU

A/N : THIS IS BY FAR THE LONGEST CHAPTER IVE WROTE SO PREPARE YOURSELVES AND TISSUES BECAUSE THIS IS ABOUT TO GET HELLA ANGSTY WILL A SMALL AMOUNT OF FLUFF TOWARDS THE END<33

Akaza

When we woke up in the morning all of the kids were asleep still so Douma had to wake them up because I wasn't going to.
"Good night brats!"
He almost yelled that out, waking the kids up instantly.
"Don't call them brats what the hell!"
"But they are!"
"No they aren't, call them nice names or they'll live to think their actually brats!"
We were arguing so much that we didn't even notice the short butterfly hashira sneak in and take my mixed baby, Akemi. Him and his sisters only about a week and a half old so he shouldn't really leave the house yet. None of them should.
His sisters started crying so we both snapped our heads to face the crib.
"WHERE THE FUCK IS AKEMI?!"
"I DON'T KNOW WHERE HE WENT"
"WE NEED TO FIND HIM GO LOOK IN OUR ROOM AND THE KITCHEN"
"YOU LOOK IN HERE AND THE LIVING ROOM"
FUCK! FUCK FUCK FUCK! HOW COULD WE LOSE AKEMI? OUR SMALLEST AND ONLY BOY!
As I'm trying to look in the kids bedroom, uncontrollable tears form in my eyes as I begin to sob. How could we lose him? I don't know.. maybe were not good parents.

Douma

This is too much pressure to be put under. What if somebody took him? No, nobody took him.. right..? 
"Akaza.."
"Yes Douma" he sniffled answering me.
"Do you wonder.. if maybe somebody took him?"
"Took him? No... Nobody could've taken him! We were in the hallway outside of their bedroom!"
"But what other explanation is there! The girls started crying and the window was open, most of all he can't even walk nor crawl yet."
"He couldnt have been.. he just couldn't"
"We have to look for him! But what do we do with Inari, Kaede and Takumi?"
"We need to tell the others about this! Douma please, what's more important. Our relationship being a secret or our son!"
"Our son obviously! Let's just get this over with"
We got the girls dressed and started heading for infinity castle.. This is definitely way too much stress.
We eventually got to infinity castle and got inside.
"Hey um Nakime..?"
"What do you want Douma."
"Can you teleport everybody else here, like everybody?"
"I could except.. I don't like you so I won't."
"Nakime, this is a serious matter. This is something even Muzan-sama needs to know"
"Muzan-sama needs to know? Fine but just this once"
She teleported all of the upper ranks to where we were.
Im positive Muzan-sama was reading our minds as he said "Ahh, that's why you called us here upper 2 and 3?"
Well onto the topic.
"Akaza and I have been engaged and we have 4 kids. All only about a week and a half old. Except there's an issue"
Daki being a bitch right now says "And what issue would that be father?"  Sometimes it's hard to not slap her.
"The better question, when did y'all get together?" -Hantengu
"We'll answer questions later, the issue is we need a babysitter because a hashira took our son"
"Well who'd be a babysitter?" -Gyutaro
"I don't know and I don't care. We just need one"
"Leave it with me, the others don't have enough responsibility for a kid" -Muzan
"Yes master"
So Muzan-sama is taking the girls while we go look for Akemi. I just know Akaza is freaking out, and to be fair I am too.

Well we're newly parents, what can you expect from us? Also their almost about 2 weeks old. That's still hella young.
Off we go to look for Akemi, I don't know where to even start since we don't even know where the butterfly mansion is.
So far we've just been running in the same direction hoping to reach the butterfly mansion.

Akaza

I'm freaking out right now and all I can do is run.
You can't really blame me though, my son who's only a week and a half old was kidnapped. Worst of all, he was kidnapped by a hashira.
We keep running, and running until our legs give out. It's almost morning, we need to find a place to stay before we can continue. We also need sleep.