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500 READS?! THANK YOU SO MUCH, I honestly thought this story would barely even be seen. I made something for you in return, I hope you like it! <3



Me = (Y/n)

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BEN- "How can I get my crush to ask me out?"

Me- "Well ya know how everyone says be yourself...well don't do that."

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Slenderman- "I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING WITH YOUR LITTLE FRIENDS BUT WHEN YOU'RE LIVIN' IN MY HOUSE WE HAVE RULES HERE!"

Jeff- "Sorry mom I'm not really fluent in BLEWWWWWWWWW". (...He blew a raspberry.)

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Hoodie- "Oh my god, look at that face."

Masky- "IF YOU'RE FEELING SUICIDAL THEN YOU'VE COME TO THE RIGHT PLACE."

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Masky- "I think I have depression."

Toby- "Eh, g-get over it."

Masky- "Extraordinary, your motivational words have completely unfucked my entire state of mind."

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EJ- "Okay we have a lot of work to do."

BEN- "Right."

Me- "Right."

EJ- "And we're gonna do it

Me- "No playing games."

BEN- "Games?!"

EJ- "No."

BEN- "Games are fun."

EJ- "Stop!"

Me- "I'm gonna go."

EJ- "NO!"

BEN- "Here's a game."

EJ- "NOOOOO!"

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Music- But you got it all, believe it. When you fall get up.

EJ- "Ayy Ayy."

Music- And if you fall get up.

Me- "I'M GaY!"

Music- Tsamina mina zangalewa

Masky- "I have crippling depression."

Music- Tsamina mina

EJ- "Ayy Ayy!"

Music- Waka waka

Me- "I'M GaY!"

Music- Tsamina mina zangalewa

Helen- "WHAT A LOVELY DAY!"

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Slender- "Why you don't ever leave the house?"

Helen- "Well can I go out with my friends today?"

Slender- "No.fuck no..no..no no no no."

Helen- "....", 'face palms'

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Me- "And the word of the day is "penisfor" any questions?"

Sally- 'Raises her hand'

Me- "Yes?"

Sally- "What's a penis for?"

Me- "HEHAHA...PFTT- What's a penis for", 'Wheezes'

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Clockwork- "We could've had it-"

Me and Toby- "AlLLLLLLlLLlLllLlLLL!"

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BEN- "You know my motivation givin my reputation."

Me- "..huh..?"

BEN- "Please excuse me I don't mean to be rude..but tonight I'm fuckin' you." pins me down on the floor

Me- "Uh-uh back the fuck up."

BEN- "You ruined it!"

ME- "I don't give a FUUUUUUCK!"

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Jane- "Welcome to dating advise with Jane what's your question?"

BEN- "How can you tell if a girl likes you?"

Jane- "She doesn't!"

'Multiple wheezes in the background'

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BEN- 'Dancing with a mop', "LOve Me LovE ME, SaY THAt yOU loVE Me!"

Me- "I'm so scared.."

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Sally- "Oh I think that I found myself a unicorn."

BEN- being a creep and crawling on the floor

Sally- "How did you get into my house.."

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Toby- 'Jumps off a slide'

Me- "It was at this moment he knew...he fucked up."

Toby- 'Slams into a brick wall'

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BEN- "This woman is my destiny she said"

Jane- "Ooooooh ooooh oooooh~ shut up~......shut up."

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Jane- "It was nice to meet you."

Jeff- "It was great to meet you."

Jane- "It was wonderful to meet you."

Jeff- "Fantastic meeting you."

Jane- "It was a fucking pleasure to meet you you little bitch."

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Clockwork- "Everybody, yeah, rock your body, yeah, everybody, yeah, rock your body right.

Jane, Clockwork, and me- "Backstreet's back, alright!", 'dancing'







Jane- "Oh, my God, we're back again.......brothers, sisters, everybody sing........gonna bring the flavor, show you how..........gotta question for you, better answer now, yeah."

Me- "Am I original?"

Jane and Clockwork- "Yeeeeaaaah~"

Me- "Am I the only one?"

Jane and Clockwork- "Yeeeeaaaah~"

Me- "Am I sexual?"

All the creepypastas- "YEEEEAAAAH~"

Me- "The fuck?!"

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I hope you enjoyyyyyyed!

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