The Taelice Oneshots

Pink Venom

Pink Venom

On the hour of 12nn in Korean Standard Time, Taehyung - together with Blinks, was patiently waiting for the Pink's comeback. Because of this he immediately dismissed his fitness trainer (who was exclusively contracted for BTS) ending his gym session for the night. The old guy kept teasing him about being a secret Blink but Taehyung denied telling him he has an urgent meeting to attend to.

And when Jungkook rang his phone, he had the perfect alibi to get away from the inquisitive funny guy. After sending his trainer out, he put JK on loud speaker and the guy was already losing his wits over the two-year gap comeback.

"Hell what took you so long, man?" His friend whined. "The countdown live just ended." BTS' maknae complained in a small voice.

Taehyung grabbed a towel to wipe a sweat. "I was in the gym."

Jungkook only chuckled. "Let's have a video call. Oh, Jimin's with me by the way." When he mentioned that, Jimin welcomed him in the camera making Taehyung beam brightly seeing his best friend. 

"Wha, shekshi Taehyungah!" Jimin winked at him as he flexed his bicep. He hasn't put a fresh shirt on and he planned to keep it that way since he's still feeling hot from his work out. 

"Stop flirting you guys." Jungkook took the phone from Jimin putting it on a stand. Taehyung turned on his TV putting on Youtube. The men from the other side of the call started yelling like animals when numbers started flashing on the screen, but for Tae, he kept his calm saving his energy for later.

Taehyung had to hold his breath not expecting anything particularly having low expectations in the outfit department. The last time he was attacked by a Blackpink music video, it was his girlfriend's single, Lalisa. Better to keep expectations low so he'll not suffer from a real heart attack later.

It was honestly worse for Jungkook. Since Lovesick Girls came out with Chaeyoung filming more sweet scenes with Loren, his poor friend has been scarred recklessly. Talk about Lovesick Boy. Taehyung shook his head grabbing a glass of water.

"Okay fellas, lezzgo." Tae slumped on the couch waiting for the video counter to end. 

And when the first scene came, he could feel his heart stomping in excitement.

He remained quiet while his friends were shouting and hyping. At one sec in the beginning of the video Taehyung thought he heard his Suga hyung's voice saying "ya! Ya! It's Jisooyah!"

When he glanced down on his phone he found six members of BTS online tuning in with the world fan boying over the biggest girl group of this decade. 

"Yes flex that coco!" - Jungkook

"Ya, YG never goes cheap." - RM

"YA NO ONE PAUSES THE VID, NO ONE PAUSES THE VID!" - Jin

He lowered the volume down so he wouldn't get distracted. When Lisa's part came through, he completely muted them all.

In his head everything Lisa does is perfection. Then slowly he caught what she's wearing and ignored it thinking it fits the concept.

When the anti drop hits, Taehyung decided it will be his number one song on loop. 

He was all for it until the rap duo came. He watches as his jaw drops when his girl spits words with moves that could turn on all the males that adore her.

"Oh no. No she didn't." He groaned. "Not the bikini." He shook his head biting on his fist.

He thought the reactions from Mushroom-Chocolate-Lisa wouldn't happen again but looks like it wouldn't end in 2020. In fact there'll be a lot more boys coming to stan and worship his girl.