Super power day

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by lizzeeer

by lizzeeer

OMG I GET MY SUPER POWER TODAY

OMG ITS HAPPENING RIGHT NOW BITCH.

Power selected: Everytime a creepy old man on snapchat tells you to call him daddy, you teleport to him and *Puts fist up daddy's hole*

OH. MY. GOD.

I CANT BELIEVE I GOT SUCH A GOOD SUPERPOWER

I GOT THE BEST ONE OMGGG

*gets a notification from snapchat*

OH MY GOD, MY TIME TO SHINE, AND TO PUT MY HAND WHERE THE SUN DONT SHINE.

Creepy old man: Who's your daddy?

*Teleports*

Old man: HEY baby girllll

OMG ITS WORKING

Old man:Whats working?

*Puts fist up daddy's hole*

Old man: *starts crying blood*

HEHEGEGEGEGEHEHEH4HE7DU8EDHEIHEHRYEY3U4H4UEGUEY4Y4, MY POWER IS THE BESTEST BEST OF THE BESTEST BUTTHOLES ON EARTH.