Its been a day or 2 Since me and zen got our Nichirin blades and demon slayer uniforms i decided to get a new Kimono to match my new breathing:
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We were on a trail somewhere and i was kinda zoned out .... Then
Zenitsu: *clinging to a random girl* PLEASE!!!!! PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE MARRY ME YOU KNOW I COULD DIE ANY DAY NOW MARRY ME SO I Don't DIE ALONE MARRY ME IM BEGGING YOU PLEASE
Me: Zen leave the girl alone she's obviously not interested plus you wont die im here to protect ya bud
Zenitsu: *STILL CLINGING TO THE GIRL* BUT WHAT IF YOUR NOT THERE AND A DEMON ATTACKS ME THEN ILL DIE!!!!!!!
Me: *facepalm*
Zenitsu: CMON IM BEGGING YOU There's NO ONE ELSE YOUR THE ONLY HOPE THAT I HAVE LEFT!!! PLEASE IM ASKING YOU AGAIN MARRY ME I BEG YOU.
*Suddenly a boy in a Green Kimono (a boy i think was from final selection) draged him off of her*
??: why are you making such a scene in the middle of the road?! Shes clearly not interested in you
Me: mumbles:Exactly what i said Zen
???: also your stressing your sparrow out
Zenitsu: that- that uniform... Your that guy from.... Final selection?
???: DON'T GO PRETENDING LIKE WE KNOW EATCHOTHER CAUSE WE Don't Kay!?
Zenitsu: AHHHHHH BUT WE HAVE MET REMEMBER!!!??? Don't GET ANGRY WITH ME WHEN YOUR THE ONE WITH A TERRIBLE MEMORY!!!
*he drops zen* ???: ok your all set to head home again you need help with anything else? (After a few seconds/minutes)
Zenitsu:*explaing how he needs to get married because he's gonna die*
Tanjiro: my names Tanjiro and you?
Me: he's Zenitsu im Dylan
Tanjiro: oh nice to meet you... Isint he being a bit dramatic? Why did he become a swordsman anyway?
Zenitsu: I GOT Kone D BY A WOMAN AND WRACKED UP ALOT OF DEPT THE OLD GEEZER WHO TOOK IT OVER FOR ME Happened TO BE THIS TOUGH AS NAILS INSTRUCTOR HE MADE ME AND DYLAN TRAIN TO THE BONE EVERY DAY IT WAS SO HELLISH I JUST WANTED TO DIE I WAS HOPPING THAT HAPPENED DURING FINAL SELECTION BUT SINCE I SURVIVED THIS NIGHTMARE CONTINUES TO HAUNT ME!!!!
Me: woah woah Zen calm down bud
(later)
Tanjiro: you better?
Zenitsu: a bit but now im feeling really hungry
Me: same
Tanjiro: don't you guys have any food or rashins on you?
