It was 1 am. Eugene had just woken up from crying himself to sleep. "Huh?? What time is it? 1 A.M.?? DAYUM ian even wash my ass yet. BUt it's okay cuz alpha males dont wash their asses nor wipe their ass cracks. Ill just let the crust sit there until its time to open my cheeks in the rain!!" Eugene got up and went to his ultra manly man PC where only the manliest of manly man men can get on. He opened up discord and seen that kierra had unfriended him and also blocked him. "HOW COULD THIS BE!!"
Eugene was crazy and weird and had super ultra mega senses that could tell him anything. With these manly man senses, he knew where kierra lived! He was determined to see why his baby baby sweet honey pie shuga mama blocked him on everythign.
Eugene put on his size 13 (IN MENS) army boots and he put on his gear and it looked like that one bitch with the talking shirt from kill la kill. (i forgor the name) He put on his AXE Body spray and he DOUCED his self in that shit. The can was full but when he was done it was GONE!
"Im so manly uwu..." Said Eugene and he twiddled his widdle fingers and did the pigeon toe thing.
He opened his window because he's not supposed to leave his room at 6:30 P.M. because its his bedtime 5 minutes after that time. He hopped out his window and landed in a pile of shit. BUT THIS DID NOT STOP HIM!! For he already smelt like straight shit cuz he dont wash his ass. To eugene, this only made him even manly man manlier!!! "DAYUM I'm so frickin' alpha!!" Said eugene as all his nose, ear, eyebrows, eyelashes, u name it hair fell off his body!! He was so freakin alpha bro im telling u.
He hopped on his gamer motorcycle that was spray painted "Only real niggas ride for u *100 emoji* With his 2 big joosy anatomically correct butt cheeks flying thru the air. As he rode down the road on his bike, the fumes from his lil stinkin booty was going thru the air. It was literal green smoke!! The houses and plants and animals or any other sign of life/civilization literally turned to ASH. His radioative booty could literally stop all the wars going on in the middle east.
Eugene used his manly man senses to find out where kierra lived and he wasnt far from her house. He sped up on his bike so he could get to his babies's house quicker!! As he sped up, the flakes from his ass crack flew to the ground. Them flakes burned legit holes to the core of the earth in under 0.001 second!! Shit was so bad that it even went through the other side of the earth. It even burned thru the atmosphere!! BUT OMG!! It was light a super fast rocket! It went all the way to the Kars statue floating in space! When Eugene's booty flake touched the petrified Kars, he became back to normal again. "HAR HAR HAR HAR!! I am BACK!! SUCK ON MY BIG FAT MAN TITS BITCHESSS!" He said as he flew back to the EArth.
Eugene was right outside Kierra's house. But suddenly the wind blew, making an ass flake fly onto Kierra's house and a piece of the house fell off. Eugene realized how radioactive his ass flakes were so he was going to use it to break into kierra's house!
He walked up to the front door and reached into his booty. He smelled sum burning then he removed his hand and OMG WHAT THE FUQ????!! HIS HAND WAS NOTHING BUT A BONE! "THIS JUST PROVES HOW MANLY I AM! MY ASS FLAKES CAN BURN ANYTHING!" He shouted! He made a 180 and pushed his crack into the door and it literally evaporated. He walked into the house and there was kierra and her brother and nikolai sitting on the couch watching Ru Paul's Drag Race. "WHAT THE FUCKK!!!" All 3 of them shouted.
"EUGENE WHAT ARE U DOING HERE?" Kierra shouted. "OMG SIS YO SUGAR BABY IS IN OUR HOUSE HE BURNED OUR DOOR DOWN WITH HIS RADIOACTIVE BOOTYCHEEKS" Keshawn said. "OH MY GOD IT SMELL LIKE BOUNCE TF OUT OF THAT ASS IN HERE!! YALL SEE THAT GREEN SMOKE COMING FROM HIS BOOTY!!??" Nikolai said.
"MY BABY! COME TO ME AT ONCE!" Eugene launched at kierra! "GETCHO STANKIN ASS AWAY FROM ME" All 3 of the negroes said at one as they hopped off the couch at different directions. The was running around the living room in circles until someone else bursted thru the door. It was man Big Strong hot sexy spicy big dilf with a loin cloth and gorgeous long hair. "HAR HAR HAR!!" He went. "YOU HAVE RELEASED ME"
They all stared at his big fat man tits as he shouted. Who was this?? TO BE CONTINUED!!
