Sonic Book 1 parody, Dartak?

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The following is a parody of book 1

Sonic/ I'm the main character so this book is all about me.....and several hundred other side characters and characters from different shows. Say hi guys

Everyone/ hello!!!

Dartak/ I hate you

Sonic/ its party time!!

Narrator/ Choose your Love interest!!!

Tails/ date me?

Bree/ no

Silver/date me?

Bree/no

Nazo/ date me?

Bree/no

Shadow with a rose in his mouth/¿Serás mi amor?

Bree/si si SI!!!

Narrator/ WINNER!!

Rouge/ YES THAT'S MY BOY!!!

Narrator / round 2-

Sapphire/ i pick Infinite

Infinite/by the way I'm still alive in this fanfic

Eggman/ MWAHAHAHA-

Sonic slaps eggman

Eggman/ ow that's not nice

Random Dragonlord/ FORSHADOWING!!!

Dragon lord slaps eggman

Tails/ I will solve this mystery if it's the last thing I-

Sonic/ nah let's eat chilli dogs

Tails/ okay!

Sonic/ I LOVE BEING SINGLE!!!

Amy/ mwahahahaha

Sonic/ everyones married now, and I have kids

Meanwhile on alien planet

Das, silhouette, Tesha, Timber kicking a shadow demon on the ground

Das/ fight back, fight backworm!!

Peyton/ hey I'm the self insert, we're doing fanfiction now.

Das/ I'm sorry what?

Peyton/ were doing fanfiction now.

Timber/ but the war-

Peyton/ we are doing fanfiction now!!

Silhouette/but-

Peyton/ that's it's I'm shipping you with a villain named black hat.

Silhouette/ dang it!!!

Das/ HA

Peyton/ oh, and I'm shipping you with a depressed narcissistic scientist who takes his grandson everywhere

Timber/ haha you should have kept my mouth shut.

Peyton/ oh and I'm shipping you with Romeo from Minecraft story mode.

Timber/ what!?

Peyton/ but he's in a new form so he doesn't look like blocks.

Timber/well what's he look like?

Timber/well what's he look like?

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