Two Twats

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At a fresher's party

Mess and Pat. Two guys at the party, having a conversation.

'can you IMAGINE if the  world was run by women?'- chuckled Mess.

'I KNOW RIGHT??!! a matriarchy !!the stuff of utopia!'- exclaimed Pat

'Women are much better at multi-tasking than men since they've already had experience in the kitchen. With a matriarchy, EVERYTHING would run more smoothly no?' -said Mess

'Yea totally, with the hands of women, inflation, unemployment AND inefficiency  would ALL be simultaneously under control!' - said Pat

'and, according to Carolyn Merchant when the patriarchy is abolished, global warming can go f**k itself at the hands of women!' -yelled Mess

'absolutely, with women in charge there won't be MANSPLAINING!' -exalted Pat

'that would also entail, the revival of the Chivalry. Women can FINALLY get what they deserve MOST!!'-said Mess

'THAT'S RIGHT!!!

RESPECT !!!

A BEATING !!

-Both said, simultaneously

'WHAT?????!!' -screamed Pat

'the Church advised beaten wives to win over their husbands back with more obedience and submission, I was being sarcastic. To hell with women' -said Mess

'IM A FUCKING FEMINIST YOU TWAT!!FUCK YOU'- yelled Pat


Both caused so much commotion on the spot that a lesbian pulled out a gun and shot them both dead.



 End



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