At a fresher's party
Mess and Pat. Two guys at the party, having a conversation.
'can you IMAGINE if the world was run by women?'- chuckled Mess.
'I KNOW RIGHT??!! a matriarchy !!the stuff of utopia!'- exclaimed Pat
'Women are much better at multi-tasking than men since they've already had experience in the kitchen. With a matriarchy, EVERYTHING would run more smoothly no?' -said Mess
'Yea totally, with the hands of women, inflation, unemployment AND inefficiency would ALL be simultaneously under control!' - said Pat
'and, according to Carolyn Merchant when the patriarchy is abolished, global warming can go f**k itself at the hands of women!' -yelled Mess
'absolutely, with women in charge there won't be MANSPLAINING!' -exalted Pat
'that would also entail, the revival of the Chivalry. Women can FINALLY get what they deserve MOST!!'-said Mess
'THAT'S RIGHT!!!
RESPECT !!!
A BEATING !!
-Both said, simultaneously
'WHAT?????!!' -screamed Pat
'the Church advised beaten wives to win over their husbands back with more obedience and submission, I was being sarcastic. To hell with women' -said Mess
'IM A FUCKING FEMINIST YOU TWAT!!FUCK YOU'- yelled Pat
Both caused so much commotion on the spot that a lesbian pulled out a gun and shot them both dead.
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