What do Heroes Talk About?

Chore wheel

You know that moment when you've played video games all day/week and your mom or dad makes you do chores. The avengers know it too. Enjoy.

Tony prepares for his song when Nick Fury's eye patched face appears on all of there screens.

Fury-cam: avengers get your super hero asses down here!

Loki: no

Tony: yeah I wanted to show all these idiots who's a better singer!

Steve: I bet I'm better than you stark!

Isabelle: I don't want to see natural real light

Clint: my eyes won't adjust I know they won't

Bruce: but the game is getting good

Natasha: but clints booty tho

Bucky: I really don't care

Fury cam: *screaming*get down here NOW!

Everyone: awwwwweeewweeww

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"What!" Tony barges into the conference room followed by the blinded avengers and others. "I was about to sing and dance for these fools."

"It sounds worse than it really is." Loki shields his eyes before making a pair of sunglasses appear on his face.

"Not fair," Isabelle grumbles beside the god until another pair poofs on her face. Sadly they're pink heart sunglasses. "I want to kill you, but this will do." She quickly pecks him on the cheek.

"How is that pun-" Loki fall to the floor paralyzed, temporarily.

"There." She crosses her arms. Thor pokes his brothers butt.

"I've called you all in, because you need to start working." Nick fury taps his fingers on the glass table.

"If the world need us then we will work." Clint pulls his hood up from his jacket casting a shadow over his eyes.

"I'm talking about chores." Fury glances at the heroes most shocked but Bucky and Steve just nodded.

"No, no. I'm not doing chores were heroes! We're not maids!" Natasha slams a fist on the table.

"It's our duty. Clean quarters, means a clear mind." Steve took a very patriotic pose standing tall.

"Bull shit." Isabelle coughs into her fist. A burst of laughter comes from Bruce who understands that Isabelle is a slob, yet she was child progeny and a genius.

"It'll be a chore wheel so it's fair," Maria walks down the stares entering the conference hall. "Also you get good boy stars."

"Foogd doy sdteas! Wfesrs Niue cheiles!" Loki's muffled voice pops up. Everyone's drawing a blank on what he said.

"He said 'good boy stars! We're not children!" Tony finally pipes up. "It's like a really bad drunk slur."

"Yeah your second language." Steve crosses his arms as Tony shoots him a dirty look.

"Chore wheel now!" Nick fury sits back as Coulson rolls in a big wheel with rainbow colors all around it. "Spin or I spin it for you."

"Steve you go first." Maria ushered him to the wheel. Steve spins the wheel with all his strength, the ticking rattled off until it slowed to a stop.

"Bathroom duty." Steve looks down at his shoes and gently whispers under his breath. "I don't wike it."

"Take the card." Coulson hands him the wedge shaped card. "Tony?" Tony spins the wheel hoping for an easy job.

"Come on, come on......" The ticking stops and he lands on an orange wedge. "Not laundry! ANYTHING BUT LAUNDRY!" Tony almost sobs as Coulson hands him the card.

"My turn!" Isabelle nearly charges the wheel. Spinning with full force it finally slows and lands on a purple wedge. "Cooking woooo!" Isabelle rips the card free and skips beside Loki. He spins the wheel next.

"Maid?" Loki looks at the wheel confused.

"Oh that one comes with a uniform." Fury chuckled to himself. Everyone else solemnly spins the wheel dreading the worst.

Here's the complete list:

Steve- bathroom
Tony- laundry
Isabelle- cooking
Loki- maid
Natasha- gym cleaner
Clint-trash man
Bucky-dishes
Thor- car washer
Bruce-watering the plants

Yeah this is gonna be good. The game will resume after the idiots do there chores.