Kurt's pov-
It's been 5 minutes since I met that absolute hottie. I can't get him off of my mind...I think I'll write a song about him but before I could grab my Sparky Unicorn diary and my matching pompom pen the door opened and in barged my wife Courtney, she punches babys.. "What are you doing whore" she said as she scratched her pube lice. I ignored her trying to think about my one true love but that didn't last long as she yelled at me "YOUR THINKING ABOUT SOMEONE ELSE ARNT YOU!" I couldn't lie anymore...I just couldn't "YEAH ACTUALLY I AM! HIS NAME IS RIVERS CUOMO AND HES MORE HOT AND ATTRACTIVE THEN YOU WILL EVER BE!" She gasped "HOW FUCKING DARE YOU! I DO EVERYTHING FOR YOU! YOUR JUST A DIRTY NASTY SLUT" I couldn't take it no more so I snapped "get. The. Fuck. Out. NOW."she gasped "HOW DARE YOU I JUST CANT BELIEVE YOU AND BY THE WAY I ONLY MARRIED YOU SO I COULD KILL YOU AND INHERAT YOUR MONEY, SO THERE" that caught me of guard "E...excuse me?" "I'll be back!and you will regret it!" She slammed the door and I was all alone.
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Drain You (rivers cumo x Kurt Cobain)
RomanceVery sexy very hot swaggy awesome cool swagalisol sex wow let's goooo woooooo yippie hooray! P
