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Sarah turned on the gas as she watched the spuds that were boiling in the pot slowly bake. She was making a dinner and was incredibly hoping to impress her partner chef, gordon with her amazing cooking skills. Hours went by and by the time she was done she had a roast beef made for him, with some mash spuds and carrots. She added some delicious smooth gravy on top. She hoped it was good enough for gordon. She walked out of the messy kitchen into the diner where gordon sat. He was reading a book. She sat down next to him and he stared at her in surprise. "Surprise gordon! This is for you" she said enthusiastically. He stared at her. "Oh. K ig" he commented, and began eating. She realised the book he was reading titled "how to win every fortnite battle". Sarah sighed. Why was he acting like one of "da bois 🥶😈" again? He tried the food. "THIS TASTES GORGEOUS LIKE YOU BABAY 😍" He said. Then he walked over to her chair and began making out with her intensely. (Part 2 coming)They kept going for ages and things began to get a lil suggestive before the door was swung open. They heard a voice. "WHERES MY BUGATTI.......GORDON!?" they turned around and say andrew tate himself, staring in shock at sarah and gordon who were intensely making out and doing the deed. "GORDON....YOU CHEATER! YOUR CHEATING ON ME WITH SARAH" andrew screamed, tears running down his red cheeks. His bald head went really red, it looked like it was about to burst into flames. Gordon sighed. "Look, tate, im sorry you had to see me like this but i prefer sarah because she made nice spuds tbh..." Tate cried. "BUT WE FUCKED IN THE BASEMENT YESTERDAY YOU CLEARLY LOVE ME MORE" he said and he ran out of the room crying. Sarah realised thats why gordon was acting like one of "da bois" earlier, because he was influenced by tate the night before. "I-im sorry gordon but i cant date a cheater" sarah stammered. Gordon got mad and let his inner white boy out. "SARAH YOU MUST STAY WITH ME....Sarah sighed. "You know what, FINE. ill go date andrew." Said gordon. So thats what he did. They ended up getting married and having 12 fortnite kids of their own, and went fishing every day. The end
