what their Discord usernames would be

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LOOK MAN ALL I'M FUCKIN SAYING IS THAT THEY WOULD DEFINITELY ALL HAVE DISCORD

Puff Puff - Bitchfucker69
(he'd probably have nitro just 2 change his number tag 2 #6969)

Deejay - Justdee
(He would have Nitro 2 just 2 have a cool music banner and shit)

Axel - i like birds
(he wouldn't give a fuck about having Nitro)

Benatar - Ben :)
(BRO HE TAKES ADVANTAGE OF THOSE NITRO EMOTES AND USES THEM IN EVERY FUCKING MESSAGE HE SENDS.)

Their About Me pages

Puff Puff - "I like boobies hmu if you got big tits"

Deejay - "Hey, I'm Deejay, I make music."He'd probably add a playlist with YFM's full discography or his own beats

Axel - "Ducks have constitutional rights and everyone just forgets about that"

Benatar - "I'm Benatar! I enjoy playing my guitar and keytar (insert random ass discord emote here)"

Their profile pictures

Puff Puff - Probably a stupid shitpost or him making a stupid face

Deejay - Probably a picture of a record or a picture of a 90's hiphop artist like Nas, Tupac, or The Notorious B.I.G.

Axel - Probably A picture of a member of his favorite band, like Corey Taylor from Slipknot or Kurt Cobain from Nirvana.

Benatar - probably some cute shit or a selfie

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