(i was gonna write multiple scenarios but i got writer's block)
SCENARIO 1 : COMEDY SPOT
Y/N and Puff were having a date at a comedy spot. They both arrived early, so they sat for a few, and talked for a while. After a couple minutes, more people came in and the Comedian himself walked on stage. He told some jokes that the crowd including Y/N and Puff laughed at. Puff looked at Y/N and said; "This guy's almost as funny as me!" Y/N playfully rolled their eyes and said "yeah ri-" They were cut off by a stage light pointing right towards them. The light was practically blinding Y/N. "I CAN'T FUCKING SEE!!!!" They yelled. The crowd and comedian looked directly at them and the comedian made a joke about Y/N's appearance. The crowd started to laugh, and Puff saw red. He jumped on stage and threatened to kick the comedian's ass. Puff was 5'5, the comedian was 5'9. "I'LL FUCKIN' KNOCK YOUR TEETH OUT, MOTHERFUCKER." The comedian simply looked down at Puff Puff and called security, and he was thrown out by the comedy spot. Y/N ran after him. "Puff? you okay?" They asked with a concerned expression. "...Motherfucker wouldn't let me kick his ass. I bet he was scared." Puff responded, visibly angry.
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