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Falling asleep with Axel <3

IT'S LIKE 1 AM AND I'M EXHAUSTED AND FIGHTING MY SLEEP SO I CAN WRITE THIS HAHSHAKWNWH IM INSANE

Y/N and Axel were laying down, sharing earbuds.
Y/N looked over at Axel, to see that he was fast asleep. 'so he can just fall asleep to loud music like this..???'  Y/N thought to themself. 'This is probably the least relaxing thing you can listen to while falling asleep, holy shit.'

"I push my fingers into my eyes, It's the only thing that stops the ache. If the pain goes on, I'm not gonna make it."

'But then again,, the volume is low,, so it's fine.'  Y/N thought to themself, while unknowingly drifting off.

*Dream*

Y/N and Axel were on a walk. It was strange though. Seeing the people pass by looked like creatures. Maybe the music could be influencing their dream somehow? (that actually happens 2 me a lot, like if my dad is watching a show and i can hear it while taking a nap, not sure if this happens 2 anyone else though.)

Axel looked over at Y/N.  "...Hey, Y/N." He said, capturing Y/N's attention. "Yeah?" They responded. "....You're cute." Axel said. That's strange. He'd usually call Y/N "pretty fuckin' metal" or something like that. And he's not the biggest fan of PDA. Y/N could see Corey Taylor (Frontman of Slipknot), Kurt Cobain (Frontman of Nirvana), and other notorious rock/metal figures. 

Y/N heard a voice from the distance. What was it saying?

"Hey, can you hear me now? I know I'm nothing profound. Say, can you help me out?"

Axel was clearly oblivious, because,, well.. he's Axel.
"..Help you out with what...?" Y/N asked. They let go of Axel's hand, and walked towards the direction the voice was coming from. "Y/N?? where are you going??" Axel asked, as Y/N walked past him.

"But my intentions were good! Hey, can you help me down? What's lost is better unfound."

What the fuck is this voice saying?? Are they singing a song? Are they asking a genuine question? 

"Say, can you wake me up? ''Cause I will see you at the bottom...."

"See me at the bottom...???? What does that mean???" Y/N asked, as they ran towards the voice.

"so......"

"so what??? You're not making any fucking sense!!!! This is so fucking weird!!!"

"My intentions were GOOD!!!!!! GOOD!!!!!!! GOOD!!!!! GOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

*End of dream*

Y/N jolted up, startled. They picked up their phone, to see what time it was, and then they saw that See You At The Bottom by Seether was playing. That makes a lot more sense now. The song must've made it's way into the dream because Axel and Y/N were listening to it together, until they both fell asleep.

They then looked over at Axel, to see that he was still asleep. Not surprised. Axel is a metalhead, after all. So of course he'd be used to screaming in songs. And he was a heavy sleeper in general. Y/N smiled. Axel looked so peaceful, despite listening to a song about praying on someone's downfall.

"say, can you help me ou-I can't stand to let you win, I'm just watching you, and I don't know what to do."

"That's better." Y/N whispered to themself. They slightly lowered the volume a little and laid back down, falling asleep again.

Y/N woke up next to Axel, they noticed he was hugging them. He must've moved in his sleep. "AHEM." Y/N noticed Puff was there. "YOU STARTLED ME, PUFF!" Puff Puff was visibly angry. "What are you looking at me like that for?" Y/N asked. "YOU WOKE US ALL UP WITH YOUR STUPID FUCKING MUSIC." He yelled. "What the fuck are you talking about?? We were sharing earbuds!" Y/N replied. "IF YOU WERE, WE WOULDN'T HAVE BEEN ABLE TO ALL FUCKING HEAR IT. IT WOKE EVERYONE UP AND BENATAR WENT TO TURN IT OFF." "...Puff...I'm sure they didn't kno-" Benatar was cut off by Puff. "SHUT THE FUCK UP, BENATAR."
Puff yelled at him. "Cmon man, it's 8 in the morning. Can't you start yelling and bitching some other time?" Deejay commented. "EAT A DICK, DEEJAY." Puff yelled. "LOOK, Y/N, JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE AXEL'S PARTNER, DOESN'T MEAN I WILL HESITATE TO SLAP THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF YO-" Puff was cut off. Axel picked Puff up by his shirt collar. "Puff, I will beat the living shit out of you if you slap them." Puff was visibly nervous. Puff is 5'5, and Axel is 6'2 and stronger, after all. "....ALRIGHT I WON'T DO ANYTHING TO Y/N, JUST PUT ME DOWN, PLEASE." Axel dropped Puff. Y/N was in shock. They've never seen Axel genuinely angry before. Y/N held Axel's hand. "..You okay, Axel?" Axel nodded. "Yeah, I'm fine." Y/N sighed in relief. "I've never seen you angry like that before..." They said. "Sorry if that scared you, dude." Axel said, before kissing Y/N. "..So, who wants breakfast from Burger World?" Deejay asked. "ME!" Benatar, Axel, and Y/N yelled. ".....yeah...me too..." Puff said, still shaken up by the situation.

WOW HOLY SHIT I DIDN'T EXPECT 2 FINISH THIS DUDE I STARTED THIS CHAPTER @ LIKE 12 AM AND NOW IT'S 3 AM WHAT THE FUCKKKK

BUT YEAH I HOPE YOU ENJOYED tHIS THIS LONG ASS CHAPTER HOLY SHIT I THINK THIS IS THE LONGEST CHAPTER I'VE EVER WRITTEN IN ANY BOOK AT A WHOPPING 920 WORDS