They met.
They fucked.
They had kids.
Schlatt was gonna be a momma, James being the father.
Then the famous Guy Fieri was born.
Jennifer Lawrence was also born.
So was Nicola Kawana.
What a happy family.
But then
James Charles was cheating on Jschlatt with Trevor from GTA!
Dun dun dunnnnnnn
Schlatt won the kids over
James broke up with Trevor and started a strip club
Schlatt had an affair with Mike Myers!
They got engaged.
They had another kid who grew up to be Adam Sandler.
James is now a discord kitten for Queen Cheryl, but was cheating on her with her very own girlfriend, The Vegan Teacher!
She never found out
Schlatt got cancer from sniffing too much gasoline.
His last wish was to fuck DJ Khalid, Mia Khalifa, and that guy from Fornite, Go koo all at the same time with the same dick he used to fuck James Charles.
He got mad at his dick for getting a boner for James way back then.
He beat his penis to death because of it.
THE END
