(goofy ahh cover art by me)
the button then said "uh oh you've made a mistake"
bambom looks around to see what he did, yet he doesnt see anythi- oh wait jack wimble is coming at a rapid speed
he grabs bambom and yells at him "WHY DID YOU PRESS THE BUTTON YOU MONKEY" then launches himself and bambom onto the orbit (for a talk or somethinf)
bambom is offended by what jack said so he starts crying
jack doesnt give a shit because of fear of what's gonna happen due to the button press
meanwhile on earth...
dale turns on the tv because he's bored and decides to go to his favorite channel - purgascatoria news
"BREAKING NEWS! SOMEONE PRESSED THE EVIL FUCK YOU MODE BUTTON!! WE'RE ALL FUCKED!!!!"
dale is a biiit worried because of that...ok fine he's VERY worried
then his house starts shaking violently
"MAGNITUDE 10 EARTHQUAKE??? WHAT THE FUCK" dale yells while trying to find a way out
the roof falls on him and he dies
its over for dale
at the orbit..
bambom is still crying
"wait..." jack wimble says, causing bambom to open his eyes and look at jack, confused
jack then turns to the sun...
he starts shaking...
"no..." he quietly says
AND THE SUN FUCKING EXPLODES!!!!!!!!!
both the earth and bambom get launched away, leaving jack wimble alone
jack then was almost accepting his fate, but then thought he could try to escape
and guess what? he succeded
bambom was scared so he curled up like a ball
jack then grabbed bambom, and started to slowly descend onto the surface
10 minutes later..
"expunged when will the earthquake end?" bandu asks "its already gone you fucker" expunged replies
bandu is excited so he goes outside and gets met by a giant hole in the ground
also he falls onto it because he slipped on a banana peel (lol what a dumbass)
meanwhile
jack wimble places bambom on the ground
then jack thinks 'wait did i seriously just helped a child'
and jack kicks bambom straight into the earth's outer orbit
"well one thing im gonna be sure about, is that we may not see the sun any time soon" manbi (in phase 4) says
jack turns around surprised "holy shit manbi i thought you d-" - "i didnt lmao"
then they hug eachother and go to a school to kill everyone in there for fun
YOU ARE READING
expunged chokes on a strawberry and dies
Humoroh my god this is so sad also the story gets crazy for some reason note: not a single character here is mine also thank you people for the support in the form of a thousand reads
