(note: ya better not start drinking until the age of 21! in most countries that's the legal age for drinking!)
(goofy ahh cover art by me)
sooo expunged and pain were flying to the hole leading to pain's dimension to get drunk like they planned
then they remember about this wonderful thing called "teleportation"
and they teleport directly inside pain's world
"follow me, i'll show where the beer is" pain says to expunged, and he and expunged go to his kitchen
"what do you have out of alcohol?" expunged asks "i think i had vodka somewhere, hold on" pain replies and searches for the drink
"found it!" pain exclaims as he places the drink on the table "hopefully you dont mind if i just...kinda pour it in two cups; one for me and one for you" pain continues
he does exactly that, and hands over one cup
"for redacted's death!" expunged exclaims "and conbi's! i never liked him anyway" pain says "lol true" expunged replies
they both drink at the same time, and sigh in relief
dinnerbambi then comes in, with bandu following him
"hey brother expunged! also, is that the pain guy you were talking about?" bandu points at pain "da (yes)" dinnerbambi replies bandu's question
"bandu what the fuck are you doing here" expunged angrily asks "this friendly dinner fella helped me find you! it's been a day, i miss you-" bandu gets interrupted by pain "damn no one cares" pain laughs and bandu gets very sad and runs away
"why you make sad?" dinnerbambi asks pain "because expunged was right about his brother being annoying" pain replies
dinner then sees his vodka on the table and sweats a bit
"did you drink?" dinnerbambi asks both "well of course we fucking did" expunged and pain said in union
dinnerbambi awkwardly nods and walks away quickly
then both expunged and pain laughed for a few seconds
"hey expunged want a cracker?" pain asks "i hate crackers but ok" expunged replies
pain gives expunged a cracker and he swallows it whole because he fucking can
"uhhh i feel funny" expunged says shakingly "oh no, OH NO, EXPUNGED I'M SORRY I GAVE YOU THE WRONG CRACKER" pain exclaims
"he he. he.." expunged falls dead and disintegrates
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" pain yells while looking at the ceiling (somehow) with closed eyes
YOU ARE READING
expunged chokes on a strawberry and dies
Humoroh my god this is so sad also the story gets crazy for some reason note: not a single character here is mine also thank you people for the support in the form of a thousand reads
