your sitting in the Mc Donalds waiting to meet Drunk Phil, he was so nice yesterday, you were waiting for at least an hour, you were about to leave till you saw a man riding a horse... who was that man? it was drunk phil
he runs into the fine establishment
Drunk phil: hey baby sorry I'm late
Y/N: its alright, though isn't your friend Ellie supposed to be here?
Drunk Phil: did ellie leave? Ellie where are you!? Ellie?
Y/N:Drunk phil whats going on?
Drunk phil: ellie is gone!
Y/N: oh shit
Drunk phil takes your hand and runs with you outside, he gets on his horse and pulls you up on the horse to
Drunk phil: hold on baby girl
( Drunk Phil rides his horse, he rides it to 7/11, he walks into the fancy store)
clerk : welcome to hell- i mean 7/11 what do you want?
Drunk phil: I want the game Popgoes on steam right f*cking now!
clerk: ok that's $4.99
Drunk phil: that's an amazing deal, and for such a good game!
(drunk Phil gives the clerk the 4.99 for that amazing game)
drunk phil: Y/N hold on
Y/N:what-
(drunk phil eats the game and they get transported to the game, you see a person talking to someone, who was the someone, it was rick astley! from the hit song never gunna give you up!)
Drunk phil: ELLIE! RICK!
Rick and ellie: phil
Drunk phil: what are you doing here?
Ellie:we were just playing popgoes for 4.99 and then we ate the game and got put here
(Y/N passes out)
