First of all, TikTok user @iloveblueheattakis has made us MORE awesome fanart! Here it is!
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Anyways, this is going to be a peter X Andrew tater tot crossover!
tw: everything. ___________________________
Peter was being used as a human (not really human I don't know what breed Peter is) trampoline for a bunch of sweaty toddlers with bare feet and boogers when borgia came and swooped him up, ate the toddlers, and took him to the sex room.
(Blah blah peter is really disgusting borgir is super hot description thing)
Peter was gently set down, his toes curled and his dick already throbbing. Borgir started stroking his dick gently.
Soft oos and ahhs and urgled and moans and farts and flurps were heard throughout the room. Peter squirted fart juice in borgirs hand and borgir was licking it up.
When...all of the sudden...
A tall, dark man, with awesome toes bursted in (bare naked.)
He grabbed borgir by his thick veiny neck and killed him with a quick thrust of his hard cock. He then turned to the now in tears, crying peter.
"Shhh petey. I love you. I'm here to fuck you so hard you can't walk (not that Peter can walk anyway 💀💀 he's too fucking fat💀💀) and then I'll have to fuck you again...hermoso (not andrew pretending to know Spanish???)
"Oh...actually ur way hotter and way gayer than borgir, okay." Peter urgled with his horrifying voice.
That voice made Andrew's whopping 394949484 inch horse cock shoot up crash a hole in the roof, slap the moon out of orbit and already have some cum dripping out.
Peter drooled. "W-wow...brogues was only like..10 inches?? Ahh...~ yours looks so...Mm..." Peter actually fucking burped out.
"Mhm. Good. Borgirs a real asshole, you know that right?"
