tw: if you have triggers don't read this it's horrible for you and it shortens your life span by 2 years with each word (suicide)
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"Peter get out of the rape chamber and come get dressed. we are going to uncle borgirs house for the weekend." peters mom called from upstairs while peter was molesting minors.
"GAGAHAHSH" peter yells, pulling his penis out of his current rape victim. the rape victim convulses and goes into anaphylactic shock immediately as he does. peter ignores this.
he rolls and throws and jiggles his fat rolls up the stairs and compresses and shapes his fat rolls to fit through the extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra large door frame because it's still a few sizes to small for him.
peter is, has been, and always will be a nudist, so when he sees his mom, he protests.
"GAGGGGHHHHHHHUHGGGGGNAAAAAGHHHHHHUHHHHHHHHHHH" He urgled.
"peter, no. i don't want to scare uncle borgir away. ever since your father died of suspicious circumstances that i still believe you had something to do with, borgir has been all that's on my mind. he's obviously the hotter brother. your father was never good looking. you got his....fat ugliness genes."
"GOOOOOOOGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHSHHHUUUUUUUUUUUGHHHHHHHAUGGGGGHHHHHH" Peter yells in annoyance at his mother.
"PETER! that is VERY disrespectful. go put clothes on NOW."
"AUUUGHHHHHHHHMMMMMM AUGHH" Peter replied angrily.
"oh, i see....they don't make big enough clothes for your....shape..... oh well, go get about 455 pool tarps and glue them all together, you can wear it as a tight robe."
"AUGGGGGGGHHHHHH" peter says, annoyed.
peter quickly flaps and farts up the stairs to his room and sprays himself with one spray of his bath and body works foot fungus and mildew scented perfume. it used to be warm vanilla sugar scented, but peters stench soon mixed with it.
he still smells fucking awful but all of the fat in his nose makes him unable to tell how anything smells.
he attempts to run a comb through his greasy, thin, moldy, matted, uncut hair but the comb disintegrates on impact. oh well.
the reason peter is attempting to get so dolled up is simply because he has a thing for his uncle borgir. here is a picture of uncle borgir.
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