Diary of a complete Weirdo

•*1*• Me and the crazy people I know

Dear men and humans,
Since you decided to ignore the warnings ,you are now stuck here.

I don't even know why I'm writing this if I'm honest. English isn't even my main language! I'm from The Netherlands and my name is Floor, it's a weird name for you guys but in The Netherlands my name doesn't mean like actually the floor. You can call me Flora doe.

I think that I was just bored with writing in my own language and thought this was more challenging.. Please keep my warning in mind: Grammar mistakes will be made!

Then now let's get to know me better, that sounds weird if I say it.. Lol whatever.

You know my name and how to call me.. So that's a good start! Ehm.. Ok I know what to tell you now: I'm 13 and really tall for my age. Like I'm the one that always needs to grab something from the top shelve and stuff, it really irritates me. I have dark blonde hair that comes just under my shoulders and I have blue/grey eyes. My teeth are at the moment getting fixed with the help of a lovely thing called braces. When I was young everyone complemented me for me lovely teeth and then at one moment it just got ruined! Like God was thinking: Lel you are not getting any compliments from now on you stupid.
Thanks dude, feelin' the love.

I really like reading and writing! I would love to be a real writer or a journalist some day.

I have one sister called Lara (20) and one brother called Daan (18)they are both older than me, so im the one that always has to go to things with my parents.. But I also get the most presents and attention so take that big brother and sister!

Both of my grandparents are still alive and well so that's good! I love them both so mutch and I always get spoiled when I'm with them. Some times I just go downstairs to my room (which has a huge TV in it!) at my grandparents from my father his side and just stay there and only go upstairs to get food. And they are just fine with it.. Hell yeah!

Another weird thing, I don't have any uncles or aunts because both of my parents are the only child in their family.

Now about the time that I was younger..

When I was about 6 I got bullied in school. One stupid kid made sure that all of my friends didn't talk to me no more and that I had no one to talk or play with. I got really lonely and sad when normally I was really happy. I used to always be happy and stuff but at that time I didn't like my life at all.

So my mom and dad transferred me to another school and directly when I came into my new class I made new friends. I really liked it there and so I stayed. The problem was that my mom wanted me to do a year over of school because in this new school they learned things quicker than in my other school. So now when I'm actually supposed to be in High School I'm still in Primary School. Kinda sucks but I have to deal with it.

It's not that I'm dumb because I get normal grades so don't think that I'm stupid (-)_(-). Ok, maybe a little..

All was well and stuff but then last year a fricking stupid kid named Daryll bullied me. The week before my birthday he said that is was better if I just died because nobody liked me. I knew that wasn't true but it hurt. He also told me that I could better kill myself because that would be best for my parents. That was it, you can talk shit about me but leave my family out of it. I'm very protective of them and you need to keep your dirty mouth shut about them. I went to my Teacher and he yelled like an hour to Daryll. He even told him that he would show him the door of the school if he would ever do it again. Hehehe take that you stupido.

Still hate Daryll doe. He does still make mean comments but he gets them back with his stupid hair.

Enough about me for now, let's tell you something about the crazy people I daily have to deal with.. Yeey!

Faye: my best Friend for a long time now, but most of the times I actually really hate her. She can be a fricking bitch but also a really good friend. Can't explain that better can I? No..

Kike: Really sweet and nice person that is also really funny. She is that friend that you almost never see but when you do you have the best day ever.

Sophie: A new friend, the perfect thing is that she is just as crazy as me! And kinda weird... Just as me! Soul mates ;)

Djoeke: A friend that sits next to me in class but she is kind of boring some times. Always gets a 10 or a 9 and that when she says that she didn't learn, sure honey..

The crew: A group of four that always are together. You have Sterre, she is kind of the boss of the crew but she is nice. Souhaila, tries to keep the peace in the crew because with four people there are always disagreements. Selina: Is not that smart, but she is really kind and funny. Kiara: Cousin of Selina and also isn't that bright. If something doesn't work when she tries it she just gives up.

Claire: Sister of Sophie, two years older than me. Really funny, but dumb funny. Has kind of a dirty mind doe..

Boris: Sits across me in class and is the most sexual person you will ever meet. Has a dirty mind that connects even pizza with something sexual. And that is when he is only 11! Omg.. I pity the people that are in his class in next year... R.I.P their normal minds.

Gilles&Ozzy: The comic duo. Also have a dirty mind.. Mah gawd why do I have so many dirty minded friends?!

These where some of my crazy friends

In the next chapter of my diary I will start with actually telling about how my week went and other stuff.

Love you all,
-Flora