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Here are a couple reasons why I didn't do the *devils tango* with Ashton and suck on his----.  A couple reasons why I didn't is I'm a minor, He is dating someone else, He would want EJ to do it instead of me, and lastly you might've misheard what I said.

Did you know that the age of marriage is 18 and the age of consent is 16+ on Wattpad, they follow the Canadian age of consent? And I'm only twelve years old! Not to mention you do the *devils tango* when your older than 18. So please don't assume things :)


Fun fact, the ship "Joshton" has sunk a lonnnngggg time ago and is now at the bottom of the pacific ocean? Ashton and EJ are GREAT friends  so you'd assume that Ashton would prefer EJ sucking on his  🍆.

The last reason is you might've misheard or misunderstood what I said since I was whispering. The story was in ELA when EJ asked me, "Do you like riding horses?" and then I said "No," but then later I made a comment about hanging out with Ashton after school *;)* and then he said," You probably like sucking on Ashton's dick." so then I said "You did" and then later I wrote on a piece of paper "EJ told me I like sucking on Ashton's  🍆" and I gave it to Callie and she read it then I took it home and my dad saw it then I showed you and started writing this.








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