How to be amazing

How to introduce yourself and almost die

My name is Chelsea. Yeah, I know. TYPICAL INTRODUCTION. Trust me, if I wanted to I could be like, "HEY MY WONDERFUL, GLORIOUS, AMAZING FANS! AS YOU KNOW MY NAME IS CHELSEA. I HOPE TO LET YOU KNOW YOULL NEVER BE AS AMAZING OR AWESOME AS ME SO KEEP DREAMING!" But I'm not THAT mean. I think.

Well anyway, my mom tells me of all the things I used to do before "the accident". Like, one time, I jumped off a hotel and landed on a bouncy house nearby. Why? I don't know cause I don't remember.

Today, as usual, I walked to school with my bff Tiffany. She's not so bad. Like one time, before the accident, she went down "Mountain hill" in a wagon. That was contaminated with carbon monoxide. With a apple juice carton. We were playing on "Mountain Hill" when we saw a dirty red wagon covered in a mysterious substance that I didn't recognize.

Mountain hill is a hill that is very steep but it is not classified as a mountain. So it got the name "Mountain Hill"
" what is THAT?!" I yelled in disgust.
" I think it is something called carbon monoxide. We shouldn't be messing with it." Tiffany took a sip of her Apple juice carton.
" You know I don't know what that is!"
"All you should know is that it can kill you."
"YOU should probably get away from it because you are very clumsy!" I told her.
" whatever just shut up".
" I don't shut up, I just grow up, when I look at you, I wanna throw up! Oooh burn!"
"You can go get killed by the carbon monoxide. I'm leaving" Tiffany began to walk away from the wagon when she slipped in some dirt. She fell back ward, stumbling into the wagon. The force began to push her toward the edge of mountain hill. I tried to catch it before it fell down the hill, but I was too late.

The wagon tipped over the side. I knew I had to save her I didn't have any ideas. But sometimes, I think I act without thinking. I grabbed the skateboard I brought with me and went after her.

She crashed into many trees. She slammed into a boulder sideways, spun around, and continued the journey down the steep hill.

I swerved past the first tree and soon caught up to her.
She was scraming the entire way down. There was a branch lodged in her arm. The were many rocks lodges in her legs. But she was not crying. Her screams were not for pain or terror. They were for fun.

Dang, she is tough. The branch literally is in her arm. ITS A BIG BRANCH.

I swerved ahead of her. We were soon about to reach the end of the hill. The most dangerous part. There were many sharp rock at the end, it once killed almost killed someone. But I don't know who. A turned to the side, and fell off the skate board. The wagon slammed to a stop against my body. THAT HURT.

We waited for 3 hours for someone to find us. When some one arrived they couldn't call an ambulance because thier phone died. So we had to wait even longer.

I still can't believe Tiffany didn't cry. I mean, I didn't , but still.

She is one tough cookie.

Well anyways, when we arrived at school we were escorted to our classroom by the principal. Yeah, we tend to get in trouble a lot.

We accidentally, maybe, perhaps... Threw a disgusting school cupcake at the principal when he was giving a boring speech. IT BEGAN THE BEST FOOD FIGHT EVER! We sat on the side lines eating food that we caught mid air. I caught a pie. It was delicious. I don't know where it came from, but I don't care.

" are you girls doing okay?"
"We are fine" Tiffany told him

We walked into the classroom. It looked different. Instead of individual desks, there were large tables.

Oh dang, I forgot detail about myself. I forget a lot of things.

I am Chelsea turner.
I am 12
I'm in 7th grade
Sometime I see weird things. Or hallucinations the doctors say. I don't thing they are hallucinations. But doctor are always correct. I guess. I hope.

My first period is chemistry
The second is math
Third is ELA
EAT LUNCH
Fourth is social studies
Fifth is PE
sixth is free period
And seventh is engineering and technology class.

not bad.

I sat down with Tiffany where ever I wanted.

While we were waiting for the other students arrive, we started playing matchmaker. This went on for a while until my other bff , Frankie showed up and sat at our table.

She is really weird, and likes to experiment things a lot. One time she shoke 8 liters of soda in a tight bottle. Then she added 14 different brands of mint into the bottle at once. Yep, you guessed it. It exploded. All over her mom's new kitchen. She was in big trouble.

"Oh no." Frankie said
"What?" Tiffany asked.
Frankie pointed to Oswald. He had no where to sit. Execpt for our table.

THAT KID IS SO ANNOYING I WANT TO TIE HIM UP, FEED HIM TO A BEAR, BLOW HIM UP WITH A ATOMIC BOMB, STRANGLE HIM IN ANTARCTICA, TROW HIM INTO A VOLCANO, AND WATCH HIM EXPLODE IN SPACE!

"Hey guys do you like candy I have tons of candy in fact I bought an entire sack on Tuesday it was really good but it was very expensive it was like five bucks at dollar general and I was desperate so I got it ilovecandysomuchiwannnamarryitbutilegallycantbutweshoukdbeabletowhenigetolderimaddinganamendmentotchangethatwewillbeabletomarryanythingwewantevenatolilet.."

"SHUT UP DUDE YOU ARE SO ANNOYING"I screamed at him
"Sheesh class is beginning now." Tiffany warned me.

"Today we are going to be experimenting the quantity of baking soda and vinager. We will be using that to demonstrate the outcome of these proposrios elements." Said mrs golden.

"Uhh... What?" Said Oswald

"We. Are. Building. Volcanos. "

"Oooh. Go on."
"On your desks there should be an instruction booklet telling you the steps you need to Tate to make the actual volcano. You may begin with your table mates now"

Oh this will be interesting...