How to be amazing

Chapter 2- How to be annoyed

ok. I can do this. I can put the baking soda into the mixture without causing a major explosion.

be like Daniel Bryan, YES YES YES! WOOOOO! HE SUCKS AS A WRESTLER, BUT WOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
I slowly tipped the vile of baking soda into the mixture. Oswald accidentaly spilled too much the vinager into the mixture. In order to keep the affect small, we must add the tiniest bit of baking soda.

Steady.... Steady...
" HEY CHESLEABECAREFULCAUSEYOUMIGHTSPILLALLTHEBAKINGSODAINTOTHEMIXTURE!!"
I jumped back in surprise, spilling all the baking soda into the mixture.

"WHAT THE FLIP OSWALD?!" Frankie yelled at him.
" TAKE COVER!" Tiffany yelled and they both ran out of the room.
I being the amazing, yet troublesome, person that I am, I picked up the throbbing mixture and placed it in oswald's hands.

" This is what you get for being annoying" and I ran out of the room. The classroom froze. Nothing happened.

Let me start from the beginning.

Ok so when the teacher told us to start, I started to put the chemicals into the bowl, or vile, or whatever. "Heywouldyougooutwithmeorcamrycausepeoplehavebeensayingrumorsaboutmebutimnotsurewhattheyare, anywaysyournotreallymytypeimnotthatdesperateforagirlfriendifihadtochoosebetweenyoualliwouldchoosefrankiecauseyouknowsheshot-" "Shush! I'm trying to concentrate!" I told him. Frankie looked at him in disgust.

"I would never fall for, never the less date, a over talking, annoying, gross, nerd,dork, loser like you." Frankie sassily told him. Did I tell you she can get a little aggressive? Oh I didn't? She can get aggressive. One time some guy on the street told her to buy a mask cause she looked like a mess. She was having a bad hair day. There was fire in her eyes as she slowly looked at the man who had insulted her.

Let's just say he can't see very clearly out of one of his eyes.... No, I'm going to tell you can I'm boss like that. Frankie punched him so hard in the eye, it cracked and went back into his skull. That was the most disturbing thing I have ever seen in my entire life. Or my life after the accident.

I successfully poured the chemicals into the vile.
Everything was going great!

Until Oswald had to pour the vinegar in the vile. He was talking about stuff I didn't care about. " BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH" is all that I heard. He poured the exact measurement. He was so distracted by talking, he started to go over the measurement.

" Oswald! Oswald stop pouring the vinegar!" Tiffany tried to tell him. Oswald just shushed her and continued his little story. He finally noticed that he poured to much, until Frankie slapped him in his face.

"OWWW.... I got hit by the hot girllll..."

Sigh. He is a lost case. IM ABOUT TO LOOSE MY MIND TO ALL HIS TALKING!

Finally after a few minutes of torture, it was time to put the baking soda in.

That leads us to where we are now, outside the classroom looking at our mixture in oswalds hands about to explode.

BOOM!!

There it is. There's the sweet sound of destruction.

We slowly opened the classroom door nervously. The teacher looked at us with destruction in her eyes.

"DENTENSION FOR 5 hoursAND CLEANING DUTY for 3 WEEEKKS!!" She yelled.
" whoa whoa whoa. Hold the phone. Oswald put to mush vinegar, and he wouldn't listen we he told him that he passed the measurement. Oswald kept talking and annoying us the entire time, losing concentration, and OSWALD YALLED AT ME WHILE I WAS POURING THE TINY AMOUNT OF BAKING SODA CAUSING ME TO JUMP AND SPILL ALL OF THE BAKING SODA INTO THE MIXTURE!!" I told the teacher. All the anger I've been bottling up has finally burst. Mad Chelsea, makes everyone suffer.

" ok. I take that back. However, you yelled at me so... 1 hour detention for you ms boldman. And 10 hours total detention for you Oswald with 3 weeks of cleaning duty. Not only that, but you will get.... the bad hand."

The entire class gasped in surprise. Not the band hand! Wait what am I talking about, this will be hilarious!

The bad hand is when you pick a random card from the desk. The cards are really embarrassing stuff to do.
One time, Frankie had to crawl on all fours for a entire day. That was funny.

Oswald nervously walked up to the desk and picked up a card.
" oh no." He said under his breath.

Heh heh heeh.

"Well what is it?!" The teacher yelled impatiently. Oswald took a deep breath. I have to wear lipstick, ribbons, and a dress for a day.

There were a couple snickers around the room. Then It escalated to full on laughter.
The teacher silenced us. " well, I guess you all can go ahead to your next block early today. Go on. Execpt for you four."
Oh no.
" before you go you must clean this room top to bottom. " and with that she left the room to make sure the students don't get crazy."

I hope to let her know that she left us here. With Oswald.