balh2 spoof

Devi Priya ki... jai

Everyone proposes that to celebrate #raya reunion, Ram aur Devi Priya ki dobaara shaadi kara dete hain.

Gathbandhan Ishaan karega kyunki usi ke liye to Devi Priya ne itna bada balidaan diya tha. Uski vajah se #raya door hue the aur ab vahi in dono ko dobaara saath laa raha. Full feelz.

They'll also adopt him after the wedding kyunki Sara to uski door ki bua ki chaachi lagti hai.

Pihu isn't invited because who gives two f***s about her? Devi Priya is adopting Ishaan now *wipes a tear* to vo ab se mera Ishaan, mera Ishaan karegi naa. Pihu has Ram's blood to vo vaise bhi Sood banne ke laayak nahi hai.

Buttt then Bri & Adi kidnap Krish and force Ram to help them. He doesn't know what the hell is going on but helps them anyway because he's a good friend.

They drug Krish, usko dulhe ke get up mein taiyaar karte hain, put sehra on him to hide his face, & put him in a wheelchair so that nobody notices his height.

Koi agar pooche ki Ram wheelchair mein kaise? They say bechaara buddha hai naa isliye thak gaya. Also, we have a rasm ki dulha shaadi ho jaane tak kuch nahi bolta.

Ram takes Pihu and goes to Bri & Adi's home because they both tell him to. They have loads of fun and have permanently moved there.

Krish & Devi Priya ki shaadi ho jaati hai. They sign Ishaan's adoption papers. Krish is also officially Krish Sood now because Sood blood is superior.

The Soods chant "Devi Priya ki... jai" during her pheras because she married a person who's sitting in a wheelchair! Devi Priya kitni mahaan hai! Kitni achchhi hai! #wheelchairwalishaadi also trends on Twitter where gazillion f̶a̶k̶e̶ fan accounts sing laurels in praise of her. Full bhakti ka mahaul.

After all this, Krish ka drug wears off. Vo apna sehra hataata hai and realises that Devi Priya ki maang mein uske naam ka sindoor hai. He grins wide like a Cheshire cat, hugs her, lifts her up, and spins her around.

Devi Priya also grins like a Cheshire cat because she was only marrying Ram to feed her narcissism – main hu mahaan, sab ki sultan, main auraton ki Salman.

She then dances on Naughty Balam to thank her balam because vo Ram se bach gayi and has married her real prince charming.

Krish & Devi Priya are hxxxy after the Naughty Balam performance which was *chef's kiss* and go straight to their honeymoon. (Happy, they're happy. #kriya edits ftw!)

Ishaan is happy kyunki finally usko apne mummy papa mil gaye. Vo vaise bhi inhi ke paas jaata tha apni problems le kar. As I said, Sara to uski door ki bua ki chaachi lagti hai.

The Soods are happy and return to their home kyunki Devi Priya jo kare usi mein to unki khushi hai.

Bri & Adi return home after ensuring ki sab theek se ho gaya and go to play with Ram & Pihu. Ram has adopted Pihu and the four of them are going to live as one happy family.

The End.