gertrude the vampire vs evil centaur puppy-stepper vampire-slayer justin norris

chapter 10: the funeral

*gertrude perspective*

we were all running through the mall, we kept running and running. it was such a main character moment that biggy stopped for a second to take a picture with him norris nut fashion phone. i tried to yell out to him but it was too late. mermaid brooke had suddenly lost her tail and transformed into slendermum. she grabbed biggy from behind and ate him.

my heart stopped. could this really be happening? no- no- it couldn't be. this has to be a joke.

biggy was able to mudder out 3 last words, "catch me knuckles."

the funeral was held 2 days later. 48932498327049 legends showed up. the sound of 48932498327049 voices echoed through the funeral home like a ringing bell. they were all singing the australian national anthem.

"looking in the mirror this is not who i want to be

reading all the comments and you legends aren't liking me

when i have something to do i skip it and be lazy

then i say sorry but i keep doing the same thing

in my spare time i like doing nothing 

reading on the daybed being lazy"

those words haunt me to this day, every time i listen to the national anthem i am reminded of the legend that changed the course of australian history forever, biggy norris.

this was no longer a battle of gertrude the vampire vs evil centaur puppy-stepper vampire-slayer justin norris, this was a battle of justice.