that lich must die

continued Pt 4

reaching the boarder and begining to leaving the country again "...and didn't that pig bat boar look like the radioshack clerk" eddie recollects 

Gareth "ay just stay cool we got nothing to hyde

 boarder officer approaching, "got anything to hide"

logan ," no sir, sorry, no he said we got nothing to h-y-d-e-"

boarder officer (being possibly possessed) exclaims,"well around here when we don't make a point of sayin'"turns away head rotating 360',"we got nothing to hide if we really got nothing to..." jerks head intensely making eye contact as his head rolls back into place" H-I-D-E!"

gareth" wow that dude is hyde ...

 eddie drunk and scared,"we're all got nothing to h-y-d-e- all five us  are demon hunters"

Boarder officer ,"how's 'boute you move along

thanks man !!" ,all assured 

" your cool man"gareth waiting for the 

tapping the window boarder officer ,"stop it right there you said five

opening the trunk space and reaching to get a beer uncovering his hand jeff also reaches for another beer" the trunk  the trunk the officer can see there more than just beer ,here

jeff being uncovered still drinking "oi you found me -Ay, you win a unopened beer *hick* opens and begins to sip. apprehended and the gang begin to be transported for questioning

 logan still cuffed ask to speak with the party 

logan "you see dnd is evil "eddie shaking up "i'm not gonna say i told you so"

logan" i will say this i told you so man"

boarder officer" beer never hurt anyone buddies your well within the legal limits on that

boarder guard official ,"but your over the legal limit on foreign kids you can smuggle out of this country

eddie emerging triumphantly from where they were seated

eddie "well well well what is the legal limits on that we only had like one stowaway

boarder officer points as his has clasped" zero ,buddy"

boarder guard offical ,"zero ,you hosser" 

gareth "he just lost his senses passed out in the back didn't want make any trouble

boarder officer :just lost his nerve"

boarder guard offical ,"seems a little convenient Eh that you had beer of untouched beer in the back"

freak "you got us and since were here ,we're actually here take over your country eh"

all laughs, gareth left in a panic remains speechless

boarder guard official:no one leaves until we get this sorted."

boarder officer "Answers Ay!!"logan being the eldest is the first to be interviewed

boarder guard official" what is your business here ,today?"

logan repeating what is said (not drunk)"what's your bussiness here today ?" this goes on for some time 

up next freak who is chosen now to explore his creative side

boarder guard" state your purpose to why you are in canada"

freak (drunk at this point just giving everyone a hard time since eddies gonna be blamed ),"we're part of an remote dnd, i'm upsidedown team specialists , task force indiana!! Eh Pluribus Atica" gareth eddie jeff is given special attention a meal and coffee sobering the situation

gareth: we just came to get the beer and play dnd between pit stops"

eddie"if pineapple's canadian bacon on pizza then what the hect do you call spam here also i love rush' wish they'd bail us out

this goes on a loop until with freak  sayin'"to bang the prime ministers wife"

both guards "been there , done that nice"

boarder officer "you guys are in real trouble if did 

boarder guard official" what we think you did"

gareth "what do you think we did"

boarder officer"what do you think we think you did"

freak"no, what do you think ,we think ,you think. we did."

boarder guard official" something involving a foreign kid in back of a car"

boarder officer" and now we're gonna get some answers

freak " what are you gonna do call our parents"

eddie "you gonna make us listen to bad impressions of our guardians

boarder guard begins by slowly picking up the receiver

Okay, uh, be real nice to him, eh
yeah, we just wanted to show everyone part of your great country
Okay, this is, uh, the hit single from our bard dusten wrote: (Good day eddie summoning a familiar) Good day "mosh pit bard

Uh, Mr. Lee is here from Rush
Hi, Geddy, I'm Eddie Munson, this is my dnd brother jeff
both officers :How's it going, Geddy?
Oh, it's going pretty good ,Good day, eh :mosh pit bard

both ,"Good day :Thanks for coming down to do our jail

(Well, it's my pleasure, eh)
Did, did our "lawyer" call you?

 Logan "they'll sing all begin with the rush anthem

whispers ,"Yeah, um, I, you know, kas wishes is kas wills it"
Uh, we were, uh, I hope you don't mind but
There's a photographer that's gonna be taking pictures of us together
To prove that you were here doing, uh, the bailing
(Yeah, in case people don't believe us)
(How come he's not wearing a toque?)
Oh, he's not from the Great White North(I'm a professional, eh)
OhWe'll just sit over here while we leave with our beer