I woke up in the morning like a BEAUTIFUL, ENCHANTED Princess!Not exactly.. I woke up with drool on my pillow and I wore this, Ridiculous headgear that made my breath smell like a dead corpse sitting in the hot sun!
Oooooooohhhh, gross!Aw man, I forgot today's Wednesday! So we have to run two laps around our school park without stopping! Just thinking about it makes me feel tired, like I've already ran a MARATHON!
I rolled to the left, switching to the coolest side of the bed, but once I reached it I was at the EDGE of the mattress!
OMG! I feel like I'm gonna fall off of MOUNT EVEREST!
It's like a one million foot drop! Or a twelve inch drop--but nevertheless, I'm going to survive this! Hah, I make it more dramatic than it looks! I almost broke a sweat!
I grasped onto the bed sheets as support (like grappling rope or something) but all It did was collapse with me!
*BOOM*
I'm dead! No just kidding I'm fine!
"Owwwww!" I rubbed my head, quickly removing my headgear and tossing it across the bed.
Suddenly....The floor started SHAKING!
"EARRRTHHHQUUAKKKE!" I screamed."Hey quit making stupid noises up there!"
My older brother, Austin has his room below me... It took me a second to find out the "earthquake" I felt was just was just Austin banging the ceiling!"MOMMMMMMM!" He yelled.
"Jennifer keeps bothering me, again!""That's not true I just....uh, had a Bad dream and I fell off of my bed."
"Stop it!" I heard my mom scream from downstairs, probably in the kitchen...
"Kids come down here!"
I lifted myself up and ran downstairs, following the delicious aroma of sizzling bacon.
I jumped into my seat. "What's for breakfast?"
I watched my mom working busily behind the stove, wearing a white apron that said,
'I'm cooking so don't bother me!'."Turkey neck soup with liver and cow intestines." She replied.
My mom slowly turned. "AND BRAIINNNSSSS!" She pointed her greasy spatula in front of me.
I thought for a moment, moving the spatula away from my face.
"Hmmm. Yum, Sounds good to me!"
"HAHAHA! just kidding," She laughed.
"It's waffles."
I knew that!
"Buuut," she looked back at the waffle-presser-thingy.
"The waffles aren't ready yet, so why don't you go change and come back when the waffles are ready."
I stared down at my spongebob pajamas.
"Kay!" I ran back upstairs and dug in my closet for something to wear. I slipped on a simple white 'Dr. Seuss' t-shirt and some huge shorts from Forever21.
Then I later put on my blue converse shoes with a bracelet. And to add some nice jewelry with the look, I wore the charm bracelet dad gave me as a gift years ago. I tied my hair in a careless, deformed bun and quickly grabbed my backpack from under my bed.
"Another day of slavery and pain.." I growled."Breakfast is ready!" mom called. I took my time walking downstairs, but my brother quickly ran pass me.
Austin quickly put on his sweater. "ALRIGHT GIVE ME THREE WAFFLES PLEASE!" He screamed.
"You little-" I clenched my fist.
"How many sweetie?" My mom asked, holding a plate of hot an' ready waffles.
"One.." I mumbled. They both stared at me with surprising looks.
"What?"
"What the heck is wrong with you! You usually get six waffles," Austin said amazed. "Or you just say 'I don't know I'm just really starving!'" He said in a cheery, girly voice that was supposed to sound like mines.
"I guess I'm just not hungry.." I shrugged.
"Is that wrong?" I frowned.
"Are you sure your okay?" Mom said, slowly putting only one waffle on my plate, as I requested.
"Yup!" I took only one bite on my waffle and I ran straight to the door.
"Hey...HEY!" My mom shouted.
I poked my head out of the door.
"What?"
"Where are you going?" She crossed her arms.
"I'm not that much hungry but thanks for the delicious waffles though. I'll be walking this time!" I smiled.
"By jerk!"
Austin looked up, mouthful of waffles and a puddle of golden-brown syrup.
"BWWWWYYYEE!"
What is going on with me today? I usually have my mom drive me to school, but I felt like I needed a very thoughtful walk.
I went walking and walking.......and walking......and walking..........and wa- wait a minute I'm just two feet away from my house! RUNNING AND RUNNING AND YAAAY, SCHOOL!! I mean booooooh, school.... I ran to my locker and walked over to the water fountain for a quick drink.
"HEY YOU!!" I heard a shout coming towards me.
Hey look, it's Jessica. Ughhhh! What does she want now?
"Can I help you?" I lifted my head up, wiping my mouth.
"You will not talk to Adam again do you understand?" She pointed her finger at me."I was stuck to be partners with that stupid nerd from biology class and got pig juice all over me because of you!" She yelled.
"Not my fault.." I responded...Then I walked away from that girl.
Later, Adam came towards me...
"Hey...ummm you alright for a GIRL!" He responded.
Thanks?
"Want to hang out?" I turned and saw Jessica staring at me next to Mackenzie like they were about to kill me... then I looked back at him as smiled.
"SURE!" I smiled.
"Cool." Adam jammed his hands in his pants pockets and walked away.
After running two laps from P.E. Class, I collapsed against my gym locker. How could anyone run so much without getting at all TIRED?! I almost fainted from exhaustion and dehydration!
Nikki walked over to me with a towel rapped around her neck. I could tell she was as tired as me too!
"Hey Jen! Want to come to my house tonight for a sleepover? Nikki l, Chloe, and Zoey are coming over too! It will be TOTALLY fun!" Nikki sung, tossing her water bottle.
"Sure!" I laughed.
"I'll text you the info after school!" Ran out, waving at me.
I waved goodbye to her after slamming my gym locker behind me.
Back in biology class..
Me and Chloe next to each other, doing our classwork.
"So, do you have any guy friends?" I curiously asked.
"Only Brandon and Theo and Marcus." She responded, balancing a pencil above her top lip."Hey Jen!" Adam shouted.
I jumped and Chloe's pencil dropped on the table."Oh hey." I awkwardly waved.
What's with this dude?
"I'm bored want to talk?"
Oh-kay? Why does he suddenly want to talk to me? Should I worry? Unless he...LIKES ME!
What about Jessica? Ha, who cares?
Act cool, act cool.
"Okay." I breathed.
"I'll leave you two alone!" Chloe left, making kissy faces.
I blushed for the first time in my life.
Adam sat down beside me.
It got all awkward until Adam broke his silence..
"The weather is...nice."
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!
"Eh, can't complain." I looked at him through my peripheral vision.
"So!" He clapped his hands together.
What the..
" You know Jessica?" He asked nervously..
"Yeah I know Jessica, what about her?" He scooted closer to me.
OMG OMG OMG A BOY HAS NEVER BEEN SO CLOSE TO ME BEFORE!
"She keeps following me everywhere, man." He groaned.
"Oh...J-Jessica?"
"Hon what are you doing with her?" Jessica asked approaching us ..
I felt my arm hairs jumped up.
"Quit calling me hon and leave her alone she is just my friend."
"Yes, I just need to be alone.." He stood up."Okay. We'll leave." Jessica said, pulling Adam away.
School was over and I can FINALLY go home!
As I was halfway home, I felt a vibrate in my back pocket and noticed that it was a new text message from Nikki!
Nikki: Sleepover is at 6:00 tonight!!!! You better be there girlfriend! ;P
I quickly ran the rest of my way home because OMG I'M SOO COMING TO HER SLEEPOVER!
"Mom, can I pleaassee go to Nikki's house for a sleep over??" I pleaded.
She looked at me and replied,
"no!"
NO? Cue the cuteness mode!
I gave her the puppy dog eyes."Stop it." She turned away from me, but I quickly ran in front of her.
"PLEEEEAASSSEEEE PRETTY PRETTY PRETTY PLEEAASSEEE!"
"Ugh, fine. BUT BE BACK AT 10:00 EXACTLY!"
"Yayyyyy!" I gave her a huge hug and ran upstairs to find my sleeping bag. I wore the most KAWAII pj's I could find and headed to my mom's car.
"Show me the dirctons!"
I handed her my phone of the address that Nikki texted me.
"Oh, I know this street!" She started to spin her wheel."We're here! Thank you for flying mom express!" I got off of the car and I ran to the the front porch.
I knocked the door.. .Okay do you love the story so far? Please comment if you like it ☟☟and thank you for everyone with the nice comments and please see if I made any mistakes bye!! :)
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