Dork Diaries Twist

Chore Day

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It has been a crazy day since I've met Nikki's weird little sister Briana and her...puppet...thingy "Ms Penelope"

Now there's one thing I definitely know!

Never..and I mean..NEVER EVER, bring your phone to Nikki's house, unless you have a pass lock on your phone!

That little brat jacked my phone while i was asleep and covered my whole photo album with selfies of her and Ms Penelope...

And she took AL OT of selfies! She also took a picture of me when I was asleep! Thank goodness she didn't send that picture to all of my contacts, then my life would be SO OVER!

It took me a whole day to delete all those photos!

Well...Lets just forget about all of that and just focus on what's going on now!

Today is Sunday! And you know what that means...?

"CHOOORE DAAY!" My mom cheered as she dropped two smelly bags of trash on top of me"

"Ughhh...mom! Not now! It's to early.." I rubbed my eyes as I tried to lift myself up from the heavy garbage bags.

"That's not what your brother said!" My mom pointed at my brother Austin running past my room soaking wet holding two heavy trash bags. "C-c-coooold! S-She u-used THE B-BUCKET!" He shouted in terror.

I stared at him and back at my mother who was holding a bright red bucket of icy water in front of me. "M-MOM D-DONT!!" My eyes widened as I tried to shield myself!

"TOO LATE!" My mom laughed evilly as she splashed the heavy bucket of water straight at my face. "EEEEEEEEEEEEEK!"

My mom left and my room laughing as she got ready for work..See you kids later!

I fell out of my bed and quickly got up taking the two heavy trash bags shivering. "I HATE THAT BUCKET!"

"Is s-she gone?" Austin asked throwing the bags away in the trash bins.

"I think so..Why?"

"I'm leaving sis!" Austin replied as he put a T-shirt and a pair of jeans on.

W-wait..What?! You're not leaving me here..!! I pouted angrily.

"Well, it's your problem now!" Austin ignored me and left slamming the door behind him. "Take care!"

I can't believe he left me...I CAN'T BELIEVE HE LEFT ME!! I growled angrily. Now I gotta do his chores too...I groaned.

"Where is he going?! Why did he leave?! Why do I even care?!"

The only thing I have to do now is suck it up and get the job done!

It took me a long time to do his chores! I'm just so glad I finished!

I hate it when he ditches me during Chore Day...Again!

So, now I was stuck with doing my chores and Austin's. JUST GREAT!

I did manage to do all of my chores, but the hardest job of ALL HISTORY AND MANKIND, was cleaning his room!

If you've even looked at the inside of his room, the only word that will pop in your head is, "junkyard", "pig pile", "trash", "poop".

When you walk into that room, you will already notice the aroma of the place!

Piles of dirty clothes everywhere!

Spiderwebs, particle, and rats!

Moldy foods,(pizza)and a weird giant ball made of trash in the corner that he's created since last Christmas.

Don't make me ask Austin why he even has that, but he calls it,

"The wonder ball."

More like, "The wacky ball."

This time I came prepared. I wore a full suit with with rubber gloves and a respirator along with my equipment; bugspray, Clorox, a wet rag, mousetraps, a steamer, vacuum, and a two cans of Febreeze sprays that has the scent of strawberries!

It was like a maze in there! The trash in the floor went up to my knees. You could create a trash angel! But I'm not taking any chances. While I escaped the pool of trash and climbed to the mattress of my brother's bed, I saw a yellow sticky note, slapped right on "The wonder ball"

My Brother ONLY writes on a sticky note when he needed to leave to somewhere important. Which means...

"I can find out where my brother left to this morning!"

I shouted to myself.

"All I need it to get that sticky note!"

I jumped off my brother's bed and swam through the pool of garbage! I swam to the corner where "The wonder ball" was and I reached to pull the sticky note off.

"I got it!" I proudly held onto the sticky note.

But then...

My victory faded...

I slowly turned around and my eyes slowly widened as I watched "The wonder ball" shaking.

"M-mommy." I shrieked before "The wonder ball" slowly leaned to my direction and fell onto me and all the trash that was created for the shape of the ball, collapsed an separated.

BAAAAAAAAMMM!

The room was very silent.

Until now.

"ARRRGHHHHFFDHHHHHHH!"

I screamed, digging my way out of the trash pile. Still holding the sticky note.

I was covered with trash from head to toe, it was all over my suit, my hair, and places where it shouldn't be. Don't ask! I practically looked like a hobo from the streets. I even smelled bad too.

I removed the respirator off my face and took a deep breath.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH...!!!!!!"

I quickly squeezed my body off of the pile and ran out of his room leaving a trail of dirt and trash.

I was SO angry, words couldn't express how angry I was!

But now I have his note and I was ready to read it!

I held it in front of me.

"Yup, that's definitely Austin's sloppy printing."

I started to reading the note:

ժɑԵҽ աíԵհ յɑՀʍíղҽ!

Տմղժɑվ ɑԵ Եհҽ օɑƘ Եɾҽҽ ԹɑɾƘ.

An evil grin appeared on my face and I rubbed my chin pretending that I had a beard.

"Hmmmm...interesting!"

I jumped up from my spot and stuffed the note in my suit pocket.

"I think it's time to visit my brother and his little lady friend!"