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The Friends(Not Continued)

Rastgele

This is a story about some friends. It first starts out a small trio of, Carl, Dan And Hanzo. All guys, and all weirdos. Carl the mean one. Dan the optimistic. And Hanzo.. Just Being Him. They encounter more people, but you'll have to read to f...

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This Is Weird

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by Carl_Dan_Hanzo

by Carl_Dan_Hanzo

                                    
                                              Dan: You have been removed by...
                          SWIGGITY 
  　 ∧_∧
　 ( ･∀･)
　⊂ ⊂　)
　　 ( (  (　   
　　(_(＿)
　　　 　
Swooty
　　              ∧_∧
　　　 　　( ･∀･)
　　　 　   ( Ｕ   つ
　             　 )  )  )
                   (＿)_)
I'm
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（ ･∀･)
⊂_へ　つ
　(＿)｜
彡　(＿)
                                      Coming
                ∧_∧　　 
               (･_･)っ 
               (っ /
                 Lﾉ┘
      For that
　 ∧___∧
⊂(・＿・ ) 
　ヽ ⊂二/
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                                 Booty!
／　　　　　　　 ＼
|　　●　　　　●      |   
＼　       ___
                          (•_•)
<)   )╯ When you're ready
 /    \
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 <(   (>  Come and get it
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                            (•_•)
~(   )~  NA NA NA NA
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<)   )- if yo age is
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/(   (> on the clock get
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                           (•_•)/
<)   ) ready for my cock
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                          \(•_•)
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  / \
                          (•_•)
<) . )/  well
  /  \
                          \(•_•)
 ( . (> then
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<) . )>  bye
  /  \
                          \(•_•)
 ( . (> so I'm like
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                          (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ FLIP THAT TABLE.
                          ┻━┻ ︵ ヽ(°□°ヽ) FLIP THIS TABLE.
                          ┻━┻ ︵ ＼('0')/／ ︵ ┻━┻ FLIP ALL THE TABLES
                          ಠ_ಠ Child. . .
                          ಠ_ಠ Put.
                          ಠ__ಠ The tables.
                          ಠ___ಠ Back.
                          (╮°-°)╮┳━┳
                          (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ FUCK THAT
                          (•_•)
<)   )╯because I'm 
 /    \
                          ⊂_ヽ
　 ＼＼ ＿
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　　　 <　⌒ヽ A
　　　/ 　 へ＼ B
　　 /　　/　＼＼ UL
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　　/　/                   O
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