The Friends(Not Continued)

Parties

"Let's throw another party, since we have a new member, Chewtoys" Dan yelled while his friends were thinking of what to do. "A party?" Hanzo looked up and asked.

"Mhm! A party!" Dan giggled. "Well now-a-days we barely even do anything, and I guess a party would do... not like the last party tho" Carl chuckled.

Hanzo laughed then growled remembering the last party, "Yea and y'all never be getting boose again"

Carl and dan looked at Hanzo, Shocked. No more boose?!

"Tch, ya didn't even clean up!" The boy threw arms up, "and I didn't even make the mess!"

Hanzos friends just laughed, "Actually I barely remember last party" Carl chuckled. "Yea, last I recall we were parting normally" Dan smiled.

"Da faq bros! You can't just change ye mind like that mate!" The small boy already pissed off took out a pocket knife.
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Chewtoys walked into the dark house/bar. Turned on the light, and was greeted by and unsettling sight. Hanzos face. "Eep! Hanzo! The fuck dude! Don't just scare me like that!" Chewtoys yelled at hanzo who was rolling on the floor laughing.

"Well... luckily you made it in time!" The small boy stopped laughing and smiled.

"A party? Doesn't sound like you, you're normally" He tried to mimic Hanzos voice, "Oh! I'll kill you" blah blah

"Blah, blah, blah" was literally what hanzo heard. "Blah, blabity, blah blah"

"And you're normally, 'Die bitch die!'" Eventually the blah's fanished and he heard what Chewt was saying but then questioned him, "Uhm.. we like to party?"

"Oh" was all chewtoys said.
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The party started, a few customers were in it. Dan and carl were obviously drinking with some other customers.

Once again carl and dan got drunk..

Carl being the angry drunk started yelling at customers and plants.

"Hey! Hanzo when did you get so old!?" Carl yelled at an old man. That was randomly there..

"Does this uh.. happen often?" Chewtoys nudged hanzo with an elbow and Hanson nodded, "Well only in parties"

Chewtoys sighed but yelled as a chair was thrown across the room and hit him the face, "Hey! Watch it!"

Hanzo laughed as he watch his friend bleeding, yet yelling at some unknown dude.

"Hanzo!!! GET OVAH HERE!" Carl yelled throwing his fist up.

"Who threw the fucking chair?!" Chewtoys mumbled grabbing his sword the was on his back getting ready to kill a bitch.

"Ohh!~ caaarll!! I need chuu~~" Dan pleaded for carl to come but it never worked.

"Hanzo! Where the fuck are you, don't be a plant" he then turned to a pot if a plant, "So you became a seaweed?! How fucking dare you!" Carl threw the pot and it landed on chewtoys.

Chewtoys glared at carl and spat out, "Wanna try me?!"

Carl then looked at chewtoys and laughed, "Why bother?! You're so weak! You're just like another Hanzo!".

Hanzo got pissed and yelled, "I'M NOT WEAK, ASS-HAT!"

Carl then turned at Hanzo and mumbled, "Shut up pipsqeak, No wan wash talking to youu!"

"Now you are! 'Ooh I wasn't talking to you' Is talking to me now! And I'm not little!" Hanzo pipped. He then took out a knife and attempted to stab carl but missed and stabbed chewtoys in the shoulder.

Chewtoys hissed in pain, tears sprang up in his eyes. "Fuck dude! What was that for?!"

"Well excuuuuuuuuuse me princess! You where in my way!" Hanzo yelled at Chewtoys.
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In the end they all got over it. No one was hurt....besides chewtoys but heeee's okay!