Arthur: Merlin was meant to inform you that I wouldn't be back till later today.
Uther Pendragon: Have you some kind of mental affliction?
Merlin: Probably.
Gaius: I'm looking into it, Sire.
Uther Pendragon: Well, I hope for our sake you find a cure. Or we'll find ourselves with a food shortage on our hands.
[Merlin chuckles.]
Merlin: Food shortage. *realization*
[Merlin is pelted by rotten food in the stocks.]
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Funny/Meaningful Merlin Quotes
FantasyJust a collection of some of my favourite quotes from Merlin!! Spoilers (obviously...)!! Any Merlin fans out there?? I wanted to read something like this and found nothing, so I though, why not make my own?? :D :D :D Hope you enjoy!! Don't try to re...